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I WILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF

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About Me

. UFC . Demolition Derbies . Herpetology . Grindcore . Body Modifications . Knives, Guns, Tazers and Cattle Prods . Bright Fucking Lights aka Flourescent . Pearl White 87 Buick Regal GNX (grand national duh) . 05 Mazda RX8 . 86 iroc z28 .::MODUS OPERANDI::. get queen alien on the side of my rib cage and my half cocked butterfly knives on my thighs.Layout Created at ...net with LIVE preview!!Click here to get Falling Objects

My Interests

herpetology concubines '87 grand nationals rx7 and rx8 iroc z items made in the '8os such as: guys who fight neon colors. ol' school toons. el caminos. camaros iroc z z28. trans ams and firebirds ink slingins (tattoos). finger tappins (video games). mullets. tanning lotion. holes stabbins here. holes stabbin there. hardcore grind fucking dont give no shits musak. body modification is 3rd degree as fuck. like blown glass. suicide girls and the likes. juxtapos magazine. AMBIENCE. butterfly knives. knives in general. silver shiny things. shiny gray corsets.

I'd like to meet:

Pharell Williams . Richard D James . Forrest Griffin

Music:

anal retentive stupid bitch fuck musakaphex twin, pelpa karnaval, pig destroyer, cattle decapitation, immortal technique, hitler techno, modest mouse, buckethead, atmosphere, bjork, fiona apple, cannibal corpse, lamb of god, mindless self indulgence, the left rights, cky, clutch, nile, radiohead, les claypool, gnar kill, manson, n.e.r.d., the neptunes, the orb, john zorn, anal cunt and anal blast, baksteen, emperor, black funeral, jaco, tribes of neurot, kronos quartet, neurosis, meshuggah, squarepusher, turbo negro, ra, dying fetus, portishead, kmfdm, triple 6, nofx, lords of acid, masochism, animosity, clipse, back in the day east coast, talib kweli and my limbs down at the studio, mars volta, cephalic carnage, agoraphobic nosebleed, gorerotted, pimp c, isis, amongst the swarm, rusted skin, chapel perilous (double damn)

Movies:

gummo . run ronnie run . tarantino . hot plot lesbian pornos . how would you like to die . documentaries . nazi movies . brutality at its best . hero . house of flying daggers . drukqs . 2001 maniacs . cannibalism . clive barker films . fangoria blood drive . ufc

Television:

UFC, channels: speed, cartoon network, nickelodeon 90's only, vh1, mtv, comedy central...KABLAAM!! Rockos Modern Life, AHHH!! Real Monsters!!, Celebrity Deathmatch!! . . .

Books:

one flew over the cuckoos nest . american psycho . the whore . pussy, king of the pirates . biographies on murders and homicides . electric koolaid acid test . long hard road out of hell . etc. sybil . tom clancy . ken kesey . anne rice . h p lovecraft . . .

Heroes:

snipers, cannibals, and anesthesiologists. concubines
About Me Personality Quiz
What is your name?: sam
How old are you?: 20
When is your Birthday?: 01 16 86
What is your zodiac sign?: CAPRICORNS UNITE!!!!
Where were you born?: stl
Where do you live now?: stl...indy
What color eyes do you have?: grey
What color hair do you have?: brown, naturally
How tall are you?: 5'8
How much do you weigh? (Be Honest Ladies): 54 kilos
What is your race?: human
What is your worst fear?: if my dreams were true
Do you smoke?: no
Do you drink?: VODKA and cheap beer
Do you cuss?: like a sailor
Do you use drugs?: i used to...
Have you ever or will you ever steal?: if i wont get caught and only corps.
Are you dependable and/or trustworthy?: yes
Do you play in a band or play an instrument?: no, guitar (way back when) and keyboardish
Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?: yes and so does my other half
If you had a favorite serial killer who would it be?: jack the SCRIPPA!!!!
Do you suffer from depression disorder?: no
If you had a choice about how you wanted to die what would it be?: stick and twist
Have you ever tried to commit suicide?: no, that shits stupid
Have you ever purposely caused harm to yourself or someone else?: yes, but more so on accident
What subculture do you belong too?: (insert your idealistic view here)
Are you evil?: WATCH OUT! OH GOD!!
Do you believe that you can be possesed?: by the 7 deadly sins
Are you a paranoid person?: no
Do you ever get jealous of somebody else?: give me a reason and i will
Are you obsessive and/or compulsive?: spontaneous all get out
Are you a violent person?: yes
Do you take your anger out on other people?: no, on objects
Do you blame other people for your mistakes?: no, pussy shit
What is your favorite game?: MARBLE MADNESS!!!
What is your favorite movie?: HELLRAISER!!!
Who is your favorite band?: APHEX TWIN!!!
What is your favorite song?: my theme song is the intro to GODZILLA by blue oyster cult.
What kind of books and/or magazines do you read?: juxtapoz, maxim, gq, cosmo, vogue... whore books, books with movies made after them, odd lil finds.
What is your favorite color?: sparkly gray with pink purple and crystals splashed throughout it!!! bass boat style!!!
What is your favorite food?: GRAPES
What is your favorite drink?: H2O
Do you own a pari of converse?: fuck NO
Do you own a pair of dickies?: a shirt
Would you ever kill yourself or someone else?: good reasons call for it
Are you a virgin?: no
Are you kinky?: eh
Do you like biting?: eh
Do you masturbate?: eh
Do you watch pornography?: its gotta be good with a fancy plot.
Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color?: why, of course i have.
Have you ever shaved your head in a socially unacceptable way?: never
Are you hyper active person?: maybe just a bit yes
Are you religious?: no
Do you have any self inflicted scars?: not that i can see
Does pain turn you on?: not pulling my hair or punching me in the stomach
Do you stand for originality and creativity?: i support it fully
Do you like meeting new people?: yes
What do you like most about life?: being it
What do you dislike most about life?: when you wont be it anymore
Do you believe in love at first fright?: steve doesnt scare me.
Have you ever pierced a body part yourself?: mine and others
Have you ever had to beg for dinner money?: ha lunch money for drugs
Do you own a car?: yes my SUPA COUGA
Have you been to jail, yet?: holding cell...
Are your clothes held together with safety pins?: i have a rip in my skirt...
Do you have actual scars from punk rock shows?: i dont go to punk rock shows. that isnt XhardcoreX.
Have you ever vomit while making out?: no, but thats a serious fetish of mine.
Have you held a job for less than a day?: ihop
Do you own more than two pair of jeans?: so many i need to buy other pants so i can go to work.
Have you ever had to fuck stuff up for no good reason?: im about to in a minute
Have you ever been kicked out of your parents house?: no
Have you ever been fired from your job because of your attitude?: no
Does the world piss you off?: no, people can piss me off.
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My Blog

obliterate my sence of well being and hand me a fucking knife

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Posted by I WILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:30:00 PST

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Posted by I WILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 06:20:00 PST

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Posted by I WILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 08:19:00 PST

I MUST BE EMO cuz...

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Posted by I WILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 08:47:00 PST

CHILD DEATH MATCH!!! on tonight!!!!

ive come to accept my problem.  trying to overcome it and not do it will be hard.  but everytime i see them, something inside me says "Buy that shit before someone else can!!  Make sure...
Posted by I WILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 10:06:00 PST

i steal lots of things

102 Ways to Be Hardcore1) Be tough at all times. 2) Never cheer after a show... only clap. 3) Be open minded in a "punch people" kind of way. 4) Only the good hardcore bands have names that are senten...
Posted by I WILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 02:36:00 PST