Chris

...I get sick to my stomach when I have to be around them for too long. I try to be as kind and polite as possible when I deal with people I dont know or have never met before. It is NOT hard to do this. It doesnt take a lot of EFFORT. THIS is why I harbor no love for ANYONE that does not or cannot make this miniscule effort to get along with their fellow human beings. Please be real. LOOK AROUND YOU. It is rare that I run into someone that doesnt suck. Isnt that a big deal? ALMOST EVERYONE SUCKS!? I have put a lot of thought into this particular area, and what I believe is, its not that people suck, its that the majority of them dont CARE that they suck. They have no desire to make ANY effort to be a better person OR to think about anyone but themselves. And this is a huge part of it. Most people think only about themselves and what they're doing and what they need to do. They wrap themselves up with their petty obsessions and their shitty culture and media-rat-race bullshit. This is disgusting to me. I am honest. I am realistic. I prefer to think this way, almost as a defense against the army of shit-eating worms that have been ambassadors of humanity in my life. That way, when I do come across someone that is the exception, I am all the more refreshed. It really is a great experience for me when I meet someone that doesnt suck. ...after a nice day out experiencing humanity in its rawness, I like to return to my cozy shelter and really relax. I need something to let my mind unwind...to forget the attrocities Ive witnessed, to forget the petty attacks and obsessions of the masses--the obscene travesty that is our society. So I watch internet videos of people getting mauled by animals. First, I see people dying horrible deaths. This really takes the edge off, and reduces my desire to do these things myself. Second, is the fact that these people DESERVED it. You dont just go strolling around where there are dangerous animals. YOU DONT JUST GO STROLLING AROUND WHERE THERE ARE DANGEROUS ANIMALS. (please re-read that last sentence, but this time try to understand why people get killed by animals.) (pause here) What idiots! Third...my favorite. These snuggly little critters we share our biosphere with are completely innocent. They harbor no emotional content. They just "are"... and I respect that simplicity a great deal. Look for it in your shit-eating human neighbors. Good Luck. ...I know there are places in the world where humans must inevitably come into contact with potentially dangerous life forms. As terrible as it seems, we are humans-arent we the top?! Think your way out of that situation, or be. If you do suck and end up getting mauled, bring a camera asshole, cause I want to see it. ESPECIALLY!, if you bring a camera, but neglect to bring something to DEFEND YOURSELF (<--wow what does that mean?) like a stick...or A FIREARM?so after my day in public places I like to watch people getting dominated because they were stupid. It really brings me down to a nice even level. It gives a feeling of justice being done. Especially when I imagine that the dumbass in the safari hat with the leopard on his back is that impatient guy from Starbucks who keeps looking at his watch, tries to cut in front of someone in line, and then treats the clerks like they're sacks of shit when he finally gets up to the counter. I like to imagine that right before the 140lb result of nature's diligent evolution sinks its teeth into his stinking skull, he MIGHT THINK, "hey, I wonder what is really important in life?" but probably not. Probably dies like a sack of shit that never really appreciated the beauty of life. Probably thinks that after the horrifying death he is suffering is finally completed, he will be carried away by magic fucking chicks with wings and harps to a place of ETERNAL HAPPINESS and all that bullshit. Maybe I'm a genius, but it really seems like no one ever thought about that whole ETERNAL HEAVEN idea much. Its a bunch of dogshit-soup some stupid jackass made up so people wouldn't mind slaving their lives away in service of the local ruler. What the hell is wrong with people.Please try not to suck. You can make a difference. It wont matter probably, but-- just maybe, you wont get envenomated by a cobra.