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Totlchaos ®

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me


Life changes so fast...dont regret the past...Live for the future...
I grew up raised by a pack of wild ostriches...finding myself unable to live off of plants and grass i went off into the wild where i was trained and fought with the best ninjas ever...my mad numb chuck skills was not up to par and a personnel tragic incident while practicing helped me to move on from the clan...
While bathing in the ocean i was captured by the most feared pirates that ever roamed the seas...unable to keep from laughing about the way my captain looked he tried to make me walk the plank...but i put him in the full nelson and made him say uncle...unable to take the long sleepless night from fearing for my virginity being taken, i was dropped off in Florida
There i went to work for NASA...I was actually the first man on the moon...they sent me up a few days ahead of Neil and Buzz so that i could install the cameras and record them landing...unfortunately when they left there was no room for me in their ship and mine was out of gas...so they fired me and left me on the moon...it took a few years but i hitchhiked back to the states...
After a few years of traveling with Gypsies, the circus, and hippies...i decided to join the Army...they have sent me all over the world...they feed me, pay me, give me a place to sleep, so thats my life story and how i ended up here in Kosovo...
I hate drama,
I like acting stupid,
I hate fake people,
I like banana pudding,
I hate liars,
I like sponge bob,
I hate being serious,
I like Old school punk OI OI OI ,
I hate being bored,
I like Psychobilly,
I hate American idol,
I like somethings,
I hate other things...
I am not looking for anything on here...just people to chat with...going through a crazy time in my life...

My Interests

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This is my live cam. If you want to chat on cam, go to stickam and sign up!!

Cars...Bmx...4-wheelers...music...

I'd like to meet:

The Tidy Bowl man...
The Cow that jumped over the moon...
Sid Vicious...
James Dean...
Anyone with a sense of humor...

Music:

PUNK,
ROCKABILLY,
PSYCOBILLY,
OLDIES,
AFI,
Adam and the Ants,
Adicts,
Against all Authority,
All American Rejects,
Barenaked Ladies,
Beatles,
Blink 182,
Buddy Holly,
Circle Jerks,
Clash,
Dead Kennedys,
Dead Milkmen,
Dropkick Murphys,
Evanescence,
Fear,
Flametrick Subs,
Floggin Molly,
Guttermouth,
Johnny Cash,
Mighty Mighty Bosstones,
Misfits,
NIN,
Nirvana,
NOFX,
Operation Ivy,
Ramones,
Rancid,
Sex Pistols,
Skanking Pickle,
Slipknot,
Social Distortion,
Sum 41,
The Queers,
The Specials,
Tom Petty,
Vandals,
Violent Femmes,
X-Ray Spex,

Movies:

I Have only been in a few amateur...ummm...Never mind......

Television:

CSI...VIVA LA BAM...South Park...Video Games...

Books:

Are those the things with numbered pages....
IF I HAD A BRONTOSAURUS, I WOULD NAME HIM HORACE OR MORRIS, BUT IF SUDDENLY ONE DAY HE HAD A LOT OF LITTLE BRONTOSAURI- I WOULD CHANGE HIS NAME TO LAURIE. *Shel Silverstein*

Heroes:



My Blog

Eric tagged me in the no no spot

I was tagged&Once you’ve been tagged you have to write a blog with ten weird, random things, facts, goals, or habits about yourself. At the end, choose ten or more people to be tagged, listing ...
Posted by Totlchaos ® on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 05:45:00 PST

Coming home

Well...this is it...i will be on my way home in a few hours...well not really home...to Indiana for a week...then home...My brain is full of excitement...happiness...and yet scared and sad...I will be...
Posted by Totlchaos ® on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:14:00 PST

Ever missed someone so bad...

. . . . ur heart was literally in pain, but u don't want that pain to go away because you don't ever want to forget them? I do!I stole that from a friend...lol..i know im lame for not being origional...
Posted by Totlchaos ® on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 01:43:00 PST

you have been tagged...

The rules are: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you chose 10 people to be tagged, list their names. Make su...
Posted by Totlchaos ® on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:59:00 PST

What a Couple weeks...

So i have been home for almost two weeks...They brought me home on emergency leave to see my mom...she is not doing that great...some of you know why...the last week has been kinda hectic...Spent a lo...
Posted by Totlchaos ® on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:32:00 PST

My Phone Number

(330) 871-4869....This is my phone number...it is a local number to anyone in the 330 Area...it is through Skype via the internet....so if i am near my computer i will answer...it also has voice mail ...
Posted by Totlchaos ® on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:53:00 PST

Next Month

Well...this sucks...they are moving us way up north to a camp thats name best describes it...Camp Nothing Hill....yep thats right nothing there...for 30 days...one phone and one computer...guess i won...
Posted by Totlchaos ® on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 03:39:00 PST

How i feel on Music

lonely dayAdd to My Profile | More Videosyea i feel this way a lot....Mad WorldAdd to My Profile | More VideosI think i am going to make a viedo of this with my pics and movies....first time i have ...
Posted by Totlchaos ® on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:47:00 PST

Friends

I just updated my profile...mainly the who i would like to meet part...you should read it...Everyone knows the problems i have been going through. Although it wasnt my idea and i was distraught about ...
Posted by Totlchaos ® on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:49:00 PST

American

Although my mind wonders to things like what if i never had to come here, or what if i got out of the Army a couple years ago when i had a chance, would i still be married, would i still have a care i...
Posted by Totlchaos ® on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:30:00 PST