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WELL, A FRIEND OF MINE NAMED STEVE GOODMAN WROTE THAT SONG AND HE TOLD ME IT WAS THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG. I WROTE HIM BACK A LETTER AND I TOLD HIM IT WAS NOT THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG BECAUSE HE HADN’T SAID ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT MAMA, OR TRAINS, OR TRUCKS, OR PRISON, OR GETTING’ DRUNK! WELL HE SAT DOWN AND WROTE ANOTHER VERSE TO THE SONG AND HE SENT IT TO ME, AND AFTER READING IT, I REALIZED THAT MY FRIEND HAD WRITTEN THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG AND I FELT OBLIGED TO INCLUDE IT. THE LAST VERSE GOES LIKE THIS HERE:WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON, AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN. BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK, SHE GOT RUN NED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN.

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A few simple rules

Dont wonder why things are unraveling when you havent made the effort.Dont lie to my face and tell me you love me.Dont fucking say that unless you mean it.If you mean it, act like it.But dont was...
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Beer Troubleshooting Guide

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.FAULT: Improper bladder control.ACTION: Sta...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:44:00 GMT

Fucking Irritated.

Dont you hate those little off hand comments that people throw at you and expect you not to notice?  Or care?  I mean, what the fuck?  I'm not fucking deaf and no matter what state I'm ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 00:54:00 GMT

COMEBACKS TO PICK UP LINES

..> COMEBACKS TO PICK UP LINESFOR THE LADIES...Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Have we met before?Woman: Maybe. Im the receptionist ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:13:00 GMT

ABC’s of Ex Boyfriends

..> ABC's of exboyfriends...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> A is for Arteries.You know, the things that your ex-boyfriend ripped out because he really did...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:55:00 GMT

PETA MEMBERS SHOULD MARCH IN PARADES!

IM STARTING A GROUP TO COUNTERACT ALL THE PETA FAGGOTS NOTE:  IF I LIKE YOU AND YOU ARE A PETA MEMBER, PLEASE DONT RESPOND TO THIS.  I HAVE A DONT ASK DONT TELL POLICY IF YOU ARE A PETA MEM...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 16:53:00 GMT

Girls are Catty

Girls are catty, bitchy, and downright vicious.  Being not only a member of the female population but an advocate against all the shit many of us try to get away with, i can tell you not to waste...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:26:00 GMT

15 Reasons to Date A Cowgirl (besides the obvious)

15. We know how to use whips and spurs correctly.14. One word....bareback.13. We are used to bite marks.12. We can ride for hours.11. Even after a rough day, we're always ready to ride.10. We mount wi...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:12:00 GMT