i'm jenking , and, i put, commas, where they don't, belong.i think you can tell a lot about a person by what they're afraid of. here's my condensed list:
insects, all of 'em. spiders (because some can kill you), bees (because have you ever met a nice bee?), flies (because they pee on you), cicadas (because they're huge, ugly, and make intimidating noises), etc.
the dark. (thanks to an episode of salute you shorts featuring zeke the plumber.)
tripping down/up the stairs and breaking my face. (thanks to an episode of satc.)
drowning in a pool of water topped with fire. (thanks to dane cook.)
what can you tell about me? i'm a wimp and probably watch too much tv.
