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Captain Splifford

I am here for Friends

About Me

My mom thinks I'm cool.
2006 48Hr Film Project

My Interests

420, a'tuin, adult swim, alan mendelsohn, androgyny, art supplies, asylum street spankers, atom heart mother, avocado eggrolls, azriel, baloo, barry and lavon, beatles, being loud and obnoxious, big orange splot, big stompy boots, biology, black and white photography, black eyeliner, blue-flavored food, boobs, bowling, boys in makeup, boys with greenish-blue eyes, bright orange, buffy, cephalopods, cheese, cheeseburgers, chocolate, clive barker, coffee, colorado, dancing, daniel pinkwater, darts, dave matthews band, david eddings, denis leary, discworld, doin' time on planet earth, dorking out, douglas adams, drag, dragons, due south, dvorak, eddie izzard, ella fitzgerald, fablefactory, fairly oddparents, feet, fishing with john, fka, free to be you and me, funny porn, funny words, giant squid, glitter, good music, grapefruit juice, grateful dead, guitar players, harry potter, herbal refreshment, horror movies, invertebrates, james marsters, jay and silent bob, kevin spacey, kissing, led zeppelin, lizard music, los angeles, making people laugh so hard milk comes out of their noses (even if they haven't had any milk recently), making up band names, marine biology, massage, math, michael rosenbaum, monty python, music, music freedom, my sister, neil gaiman, neutral milk hotel, new york, notebooks, nsync, octopuses, patchouli, paul gross, photography, pink floyd, pithy observations, porn, pretty boys, pygmy shrews, queen, reading the dictionary, rolling stones, science, shakespeare, sharks, singing, six feet under, smokin', smoochin', smut, snakes, snark, space ghost, sparkly things, spinal tap, steve martin, steven banks, survivor, tall skinny boys, tenacious d, terry pratchett, theatre, the letter l, the mr. hell show, the simpsons, they might be giants, toast, tom lehrer, tom t. hall, tom waits, touchy boylove, velvet underground, vermont, wearing obscenely short dresses with really loud tights, weird al, women, your spicy brains, zach braff.so many more, but i can't be bothered right now.

I'd like to meet:

someone with whom to swing so successfully in tight slacks.

Music:

music is such a huge part of my life and always has been. my music falls into one of several categories, or some combination of them. these categories are: Pretty, Weird, Funny, Sex, and Bad-Ass Rock. i couldn't live without music. in fact, i think it's really freakin' cool that the only thing every single culture on the planet has in common is music. it's the one thing we all have that we don't physiologically need to survive. and our brains are hard-wired to accept certain music, but when you hear something new and unusual, your brain actually has to create new neurological pathways to understand that music. that just blows me away.

Movies:

my favorite movie of all time is "Some Like It Hot." i really need to do a top ten or something.

Television:

yes, please.

Books:

anything by Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Daniel Pinkwater, Shakespeare, Shel Silverstein, Clive Barker, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child...the list goes on.

My Blog

To everyone....from the Captain

THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND!
Posted by Captain Splifford on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:13:00 PST

Quote of the Day

"All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people." - My Man GodfreyThis is just too fucking appropriate now....
Posted by Captain Splifford on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:18:00 PST

My show opens Friday! Eep.

For any of you in the DC area, the show that I directed is opening this Friday, November 3.Here's the information about it...on the Chevy Chase Players websiteI hope you can all come and see it....
Posted by Captain Splifford on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:38:00 PST

Shrödinger's Cat Toy

This is the greatest idea ever!
Posted by Captain Splifford on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 12:35:00 PST

huzzah

I have a cast!!!  I had my auditions Monday and Tuesday, and I found people who were fabulous!  So, barring any unfortunate circumstances, I have a full cast of competant, talented people.Ho...
Posted by Captain Splifford on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:03:00 PST

Chosen!

It occurred to me that not everyone got to see the glorious 48HourFilm that my friends and I made.That must be remedied!  It's silly, it's fun, it will make you giggle!So, here is Rochambeau.Hope...
Posted by Captain Splifford on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:37:00 PST

Amber Waves I am not...

But I think that I will have to revisit the character of Sandie Biechez, Adult Entertainment star, at some point in the future.  She was fun to create.  And if there is not an actual&nb...
Posted by Captain Splifford on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 07:54:00 PST

MWAH

Hooray for weekend smoochies. That is all.
Posted by Captain Splifford on Tue, 23 May 2006 01:40:00 PST

a bevy of boys.

I will have a house-full of 21-year-old boys this weekend.  Alas, this is not as fun or dirty as it sounds.  One of them is my cousin, and the others are his buddies...none of whom party at ...
Posted by Captain Splifford on Wed, 17 May 2006 01:22:00 PST

But what I really want to do is direct...

So, my acting career will have to extend its hiatus for a little longer (unless I get something this summer), since I have been asked to DIRECT my first show this Fall.  I am so thrilled that my ...
Posted by Captain Splifford on Thu, 11 May 2006 06:28:00 PST