Thinking about holding hands with Steven Malkmus. Dragging plastic replica ducks around on pieces of string. The colour brown. Drawing pictures of teabags. Drinking gin. Wearing shoes. Films from the eighties. People watching. Green and grey. Peas and corn. Living in inbred villages. Sometimes blue.
A stranger to secretly attach a clothes peg to. Also
Yes.
No.
Neighbours.
Bury them.
Terry Wogan.