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About Me

My name is Tom, my life is good and I am ordinary.
I'm a twentysomething residing in Chelmsford
I hardly use myspace now, please add me on Facebook.
Thanks,
Tom

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdhEQ7r2Ba8
It's of me 'getting high man'! -Toms Laws-
Below is a list of observations I have made in my life so far, I try to use these to use these as personal standards
Dont 'listen to your body', and don't tell others to either.
Watching a girl play a Cello is unattractive.
If you never push yourself, you'll stay the same.
If someone suggests to you a certain book, read it.
Unless asked, don't mention your 'ex'.
'Act' confident and likeable..even if you aren't.
Girls wearing their hair up are more attractive..(I don't know why..I think it's to do with the neck)
These are not attractive"
Reputations are important. Don't get a bad one.
Everybody thinks they're a great photographer.
Don't declare any life changes, i.e. quitting smoking/drinking/losing 2 stone before the summer etc, without committing to it honestly and quietly in the first place, you just look weak when you don't achieve it.


-Coughlin's Law-
After recently watching the movie 'Cocktail' (1988), I realize this movie is life, (minus Jamaica and pregnancy)
Anything else is always something better.
Bury the dead, they stink up the place.
never show surprise, never lose your cool.
Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.
Never tell tales about a woman. No matter how far away she is, she'll always hear you.
A man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.


-Best Movies I've Seen this Year-
(not necessarily movies released this year, OR in order of greatness)

1) Apocalypto
2) The Last Kiss
3) Blood Diamond
4) 300
5) Zodiac
6) Pan's Labyrinth
7) The Big Lebowski
8) Cocktail
9) Knocked Up
10) Nacho Libre
11) the Black Dahlia

My Blog

damaged goods girl

Damaged goods girl I couldn't go with you because your body, by another man's been wrecked. you gave yourself to him, every pore swallowing up his sweat and when I think of you I feel nothing but dis...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 02:35:00 GMT

eye crime

Cornea Criminals.   I'm not an explorer, or a cowboy, I'll not discover the Inca, or skin cowhide. I'm a refugee. There's nothing else to be, but lost. In this century. All oceans have been sa...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 14:17:00 GMT

moroccan lit horizon

Moroccan Lit Horizon   Sharp black sky cuts the Moroccan lit horizon, Fishermans lanterns dotted like pale green fireflies, Hover on the shoreline. Waves break, endless and unique. On sand I ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 14:03:00 GMT

4pm on some idle tuesday

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99 If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term ben...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:18:00 GMT

cold sell

cold sellThere's this bird, and she loves sex, to help put this aspect into context it'd be suffice to say that she has a complex. it's in her brain, splintering the synapses between her cerebral cort...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:28:00 GMT

me shell

Me shell I can't apologize for the way I acted it was a long time ago, and I learnt on you, you were my hatred practice I do feel bad, in retrospect. But then I remember the 'why' and feel less ups...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 05:59:00 GMT

wizard

Wizard.   I was thinking about my life, I was thinking about my individual worth and significance.. was trying to work out how, or if, I'll ever change the world/leave my mark or be an influenc...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 07:57:00 GMT

my new jacket

There's this jacketAnd I know what would happen if I had it:I'd be the person who I want to be,Whether that person is, or is not me....I'd wear it proud in exalted effigy. In that jacket I'...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 14:55:00 GMT

thank you

I used to think that I wasn't rightWithout my ex-girlfriend back in my lifeMy days felt long and shone no light,Even the stars fell out of the sky. During that time, my eyes never saw too much Li...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 05:52:00 GMT

Written in a Call Centre.

Written in a Call Centre. From the other side of the world,I hold a letter in my hands.Some people are beautiful, and show me how ugly that I am. If I could start again with you, I would. Sorry Verity...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:52:00 GMT