One-Legged Coke Fiend Entrepreneurship& |
A government agent asked me over the holidays if I could help him turn his remedial son into a superhero so his friends at school would make less fun of him. So I said lets see what we can do&
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Posted by on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 12:21:00 GMT |
And Smoking Is Half The Battle... |
If a strange man in a scary mask rolls up on you out of nowhere on a motorcycle and starts telling you what to do, my advice to you is to listen to him. He obviously knows what's up!Maybe even hop on ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 09:34:00 GMT |
I Seen The Same Shit Happen To Keenan... |
Damn it, Oprah, there's no excuse for this! You let Tom Cruise put his feet all up on your couch and now you go and fuck up Dave's $50 Million.
Check out the Dave Chappelle Conspiracy Theory here...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 08:01:00 GMT |
Double-Mouthed Fish Vs. Lil Debbie Snack& |
Scientists are always asking me which is better, nature or science. Being an avid eater of Snack cakes from the Bodega around my superhero headquarters and a regular endocannabinoid stimuli enthusiast...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 09:07:00 GMT |
I Stole A Baby Penguin... |
And I feel really terrible about it. I was in London scouting out this new super villain headquarters under the zoo and this fucking penguin quacked at me like some kind of duck or something. I though...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 08:38:00 GMT |
Bad Shrimp |
If youre unaware of what the whole Bad Shrimp metaphor is all about, theres a simple way to explain it. If your money is low and your standards are low, stay the fuck away from Shrimp until the shit...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 15:25:00 GMT |
