Arleta

In the hibernation state of a late and great Dinglebrero, Preston and Jensen recruit Arin, a brilliant drum machine from Saugus, and the Chad to cover the low-end in a new exploration of what rock and roll is. The Eff Bombs were formed.Unfortunately "The Chad" was unable to continute the legacy and went on to Paradise...CA. Sad, but determined, Preston and Jensen agreed to let caleb play the bass. A short tour in arleta by the new and improved unnamed musical geniousity proved that the boys were headed in the right direction.Then Caleb wanted to play guitar, so we agreed to find a new bass player if caleb didn't eat the pizza. Since he played bass at our first show, we agreed to let him eat a piece. The final piece was added, Aaron Van Zutphen, and I only give his last name because I think it is important in the history of the band, and yes now there are 2 big A's that will cover the rhythm section in a new fusion of musical energy in one great place - Arleta.....And the last sentence was a run on.(a continuation)Jensen, like the former dinglebrero drummer Justin, decided to make something of himself, and went on a 4 year hiatus to serve the government. And wouldn't you believe that they got served. And if you were the government, you'd be served. Or got served. Anyways, he's not playing with us right now. We're not really playing all that much ourselves....(more continuations)After Jensen's failure to be injured in combat or basic training like other friends we have. We found oursleves waiting on a member who would not be honorably discharged. With Aaron Van Zutphen screaming and puking with another band, it seemed time to strech out the Arleta Arm of Love and Embrace a new player. The only pther person known to play anything was Kenny, so he plays every show and practices when he's not delivering pizzas. Thus completes the current ensembe known as The Arletas, or Arleta for short.(a completion/suicide)The Arleta band is dead. It is survived by Caleb Bigler and Preston Northrop who will continue to make music under the moniker of "The Hygiene" until they get sick of the name or die like previous members of the band.