I got the bad aids!
A few limericks about some friends!
There once was a lad called Shaun
Who claims he doesn't watch porn
He's got big nose
and fingers and toes
But never gets the horn?
There was an irish Joe
whilst once in a tent got a blow
his hair is quite queer
and has summit growin by his ear
that looked like his little toe
There was a cret-box named Paul
Who was about 5 foot tall
He fingers his ass
over willy gallas
And his head is the shape of a ball
There was a man named alex
Who was always up to old tricks
he would get us all drunk to soon
eat our bumholes out with a spoon
and then suck off all of our dicks
Theres was a boy called Kiran
Who was born close to the country of Iran
He claims to be a drummer
But is really a bummer
Because Salima is really a man!
There was a lad called Mac
Who is always up for the crack
Just look at his hair
I think it's a dare
It looks like a quiff on a ballsack!
There once was a lad called Bri
Who appears to be quite shy
Give him a shot
and he'll lose the plot
And you'll quite possibly die
There was a polite young man called Robbie
Who when drunk is quite gobby
he loves his whiskey too much
it makes him feel butch
But he's just little emo bobby
There was a man called Dan
Who is chillaxed as me dead gran
He's 8ft 2
His family's part jew
And he travels around in his dads van
There was a lad called Tom
who also appears to be quite calm
does he love Jen?
Or is it really men?
I caught him bashing one off to dick n dom
There is another irish fella named pad
who at work is rediculously bad
but to be fair
he's quickly losing his hair
and showing some forehead just a tad!
There is a young man called Matt
Who's hair itself is a hat
He's genius on guitars
Can be found by the Colly bars
Or dancing around like a twat...
There was a cheeky little thing name laura
I'd do anything in this world for her
I'd walk on the wings of a plane
If static on the ground it remain
even if she is a loud snorer
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Scott Bryan Martin
Birthday: 9th August 1985
Birthplace: Coventry
Current Location: Coventry
Eye Color: Think it's grey or brown, never been sure!
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6ft 0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas Kopenhagen's - Brown
Your Weakness: Handwriting - you know it!
Your Fears: Hangings - don't wanna die with a rope round my neck!
Your Perfect Pizza: Ha...Anchovi, pineapple and goats cheese.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: "Haha"...especially in texts!
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Work?? Nah!"
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyelashes
Your Bedtime: Midnight'ish
Your Most Missed Memory: Reading Festival 2007
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single...City Arms, Curry, Albany and Lava in particular! OR Craven Run!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I'd imagine they both taste like piss!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee - just!
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Occassionally
Do you Sing: Voice of an Angel
Do you Shower Daily: Indeed
Have you Been in Love: I am...
Do you want to go to College: Did it, not up for that shit again!
Do you want to get Married: Yeah
Do you belive in yourself: I think, therefore I am!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nah
Do you think you are Attractive: I guess so, to some people I am. I like looking at myself for long periods of time, sometimes!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah. I am goldenboy/angelboy!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not really, rain annoys me a little. Get's in the way!
Do you play an Instrument: I try, guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah, it was the festive period and I had a shit load of money, so spent a fair whack on nights out, and had a flippin' great time!
In the past month have you Smoked: Had a couple of cheeky cigarettes in the Colly garden.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No. Drugs are bad!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Ha, yeah, and they've been ace...Craven Run is genius!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Went to West Orchards, guess that's the yank equivilent?!?!
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: Not a whole box, I've had a few though. I Like!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No. Raw fish is wrong! Dirty bastard!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Colly stage...
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not in December or January, that's silly!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I don't think so.
Ever been Drunk: A few times yeah.
Ever been called a Tease: Haha, no. Been called a fat twat a few times.
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, I'm shit at fighting, so every time i've had a fight, from what I recall....I lost everyone!
Ever Shoplifted: Used to rob the free discs on the Playstation magazines when I was a whippersnapper. Me and Chimby then sold them for a quid each! Business-minded!
How do you want to Die: Sex change that goes wrong.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A rock and roll star!
What country would you most like to Visit: Cyprus is always a favourite!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't really have one.
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Longish
Height: As long as they aint over 6ft!
Weight: ...not fat.
Best Clothing Style: Girly and cool.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2 I think. Not a fan!
Number of CDs I own: Unsure, they're dotted around the house. Go with about 60 albums I bought myself.
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None but thinking about getting "Just kill falling on the road. But I won't get grazed." on my arm in italic font style.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None...I've had a fun life so far!
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