Well, I am a sweet and cute and loving puppy..... but you make me mad and I will grudge poo on your floor... I love all natural doggie treats, but my mom is cheap this month and won't hook it up.... maybe she'll give me a good puppy stocking.......
I am so happy, I am becoming a man.... but I hear mommy talking of "taking away the boys" but I always see the guys when I am with mommy at home.... hhhmmmm.....
I have a bad habit of hiding shoes, eating socks, and passing gas directly at people.... I do it most when its cold outside and I am stuck in the damn car for too long.... I get them while its too chilly to put the windows down. I'm such a rebel......
I must say I do have disdain towards mom. She gave a Man's name, yet a sissy middle name..... and everyone thinks I am a girl.... then she puts me in these metro-sexual little sweaters.... what is she going to do next... paint my nails?
