Thank. Frigging. God. |
I'll just leave this here.
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 07:14:00 GMT |
The two things I need are hope and Pepto Bismol. |
I left work early today and if you would ask me why I would tell you it's because I feel about three steps from the precipice of Mount Vomituvius. While I teeter on the edge of nausea however, I can ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:05:00 GMT |
Shahrukh, meet Bono and Elvis. Bono and Elvis, meet Shahrukh. |
I'm posting these for no other reason than I went to look for them earlier tonight and they were gone, and now that I've found them again I'm overjoyed. A German gal with a YouTube account and a...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:19:00 GMT |
Okay, help me out here. |
Holy hell, I did the math and I think I've been waiting over twenty years for this. Finally, at last, action figures of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles based off the original comic. Now, question: ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 06:19:00 GMT |
A testament to my will and endurance. |
Ladies and gentlemen, Brinnon and Marks, purveyors of the finest in clean corporate comedy.
..Seriously, fuck Michael Phelps. I watched this entire video. Where's my medal? The thing th...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 06:57:00 GMT |
Dear Breyers Ice Cream... |
I wholeheartedly approve of your new marketing campaign for "Breyers Vanilla with Caramel and Inappropriate Loli Imagery Swirl." Keep up the good work. Also, please keep the doors to your childrens...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 01:24:00 GMT |
More Monkey business. |
Some more 'Kung Fu Monkey' art. I'm putting two versions up for each picture, the original pencil stuff as it was scanned in and a colored copy cleaned up in Photoshop, though some were spiffified mo...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 15:32:00 GMT |
Kung Fu Monkey: A Story of Missed Opportunites |
A long time ago, I knew a girl named Alexis.Alexis was, in a word, totally friggin' awesome (three words, whatever), and I had a huge crush on her. Unfortunately for me she was engaged, but we were s...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 00:43:00 GMT |
Shopped! |
Many moons ago I was blessed with a copy of Photoshop CS2. For many moons after it just sat there. The last few months though I managed to dust it off and play around a bit. I haven't attempted any...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 17:41:00 GMT |
"...And stir." |
..There's more. Much, much more. As in over five hundred videos more. As in a science fiction show in which he plays every role more. He's Eeyore, Bob Ross, and "it puts the lotion in...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 21:09:00 GMT |
