Jeri Anne - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Oh, well hello there. My name is Jeri Anne and I'm happy to have you visit my profile. Lets see a little about me, well, I'm mostly Irish and German, which is surprising that I don't have a drinking problem. I grew up in Kansas and still live here and will probably die here. My goals in life are to either grow old with my husband (well I have to find one first) and to sit in my recliner and yell "WHO THE HELL IS THERE" to whomever walks through the door. I'd also like to sit on the front porch and spray the mail man with a hose. If I cannot find a husband I plan on moving to New York City and find a smelly apartment in the Bronx or Queens and have 50 or so cats and eat government cheese for the rest of my life. Ahhh dare to dream, eh? Well I will leave you with my favorite quote, "If the world did not suck, we would all fall off." Thank you and enjoy my myspace page...or I will squirt you with a hose.
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My Interests

Acting, radio, dancing, martial arts (SouthWind Shorin-RYU, Ritajimo system), movies, music...All sorts of crap that I'm not going to list. Just ask me.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Nine Inch Nails, Disturbed, Poison, Def Leppard, Metallica, Backstreet Boys, Tom Jones, Ozzy Osbourne, Barry Manilow, Abba, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Creed, Evanescence, No Doubt/Gwen Stefani, Hinder, Timbaland, Maroon 5, Any Cuban booty shakin music, and much much more!

Movies:

Anchorman, Tommy Boy, Dogma, Talledega Nights, the Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Shaun of the Dead, 13 Going on 30, The Long Kiss Goodnight, A Time to Kill, Napoleon Dynamite, Robin Hood...Men in Tights, Spaceballs, What Dreams May Come, The Evil Dead Movies (Including Army of Darkness), Dodgeball, Team America World Police.

Television:

Charmed, Sealab 2021, I love New York, AquaTeam Hunger Force, Desperate Housewives, America's Next Top Model, Best Week Ever, Nip/Tuck, Flavor of Love, Dancing with the Stars, anything on Discovery Health Channel.

Books:

The Left Behind Series, The Outsiders, Real Ultimate Power, The Alphabet of Manliness.

Heroes:

Enrique Iglesias, he asked me if he could be my hero, and I accepted.

My Blog

Goat Wrangling and Children with mullets.

My weekend was JAMED PACK with what-in-the-fresh-hell goodness.I went to Omaha, Nebraska for my cousin Andy's graduation. We were all shocked he lived this long. I mean, running into a car when he was...
Posted by Jeri Anne on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:10:00 PST

Thank you E! television...

FOR RUINING THE LOST SEASON FINALE FOR ME. Stupid Debbie Matenopoulos. ...
Posted by Jeri Anne on Fri, 25 May 2007 06:01:00 PST

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My scalp is burnt. BURNT I TELL YOU. The part in my hair is bright pink and is kinda hurting. It's the only thing I got out of the speech at graduation...a friggen sunburn, and a slight farmer tan on ...
Posted by Jeri Anne on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:14:00 PST

Bad song for American Idol

After much consideration (like 5 minutes if even that) I've decided not to sing "Do I Creep You Out" by Weird Al (parody of Do I Make You Proud by Taylor Hicks) for my American Idol audition.Anyone ca...
Posted by Jeri Anne on Sun, 13 May 2007 02:37:00 PST

Attempted DUI?

So I was at work today, not station work, court house work, and I was going through traffic tickets from 2000. (Still omfg, I have 3 boxes left of 2000 and have to go through all 13 boxes of 2001...GA...
Posted by Jeri Anne on Sat, 12 May 2007 06:17:00 PST

Barbies

I think the world needs aCrank Barbie and Crystal Meth Ken.You could also buy their Meth Lab Dream Van. "Hey Barbie, hand me the battery acid!" "Sure thing Ken! I hope the cops don't bust our lab this...
Posted by Jeri Anne on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:56:00 PST

Have fun in Jail, biznatch!

Paris Hilton gets to spend 45 glorious days in the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California. I'll be honest, when I heard this news I giggled like a little school girl. She so needs ...
Posted by Jeri Anne on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:53:00 PST

Reunion

My 5th Year High School Reunion is coming up. I'm seriously debating about going or not. It would be fun to see the (most likely few) people in attendance. See how they have developed physically. I've...
Posted by Jeri Anne on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 04:00:00 PST

T-Shirts a go-go

Kinda like Saddam A Go-Go by Gwar, but T-shirts...yeah...okay...-chirp chirp-Anyways, I got a pretty bad ass t-shirt today that I think could take my "favorite t-shirt" award. I will get a saucy pictu...
Posted by Jeri Anne on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:45:00 PST

Hydrogen Peroxide is an amazing nose cleaner

My dad dared me to dip Q-Tips in hydrogen peroxide and stick them up my nose to see what happens.Me being the dumbass that I am did it. That cleaned all sorts of stuff out of my nose!! I suggest every...
Posted by Jeri Anne on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:16:00 PST