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Hey, Rob, about this robbing the rich..." "Rob?! We never rob. That is such a naughty word. We just

About Me

i like cheese and wine. a lot.

i like coffee too.

Sometimes I am a graphic designer, sometimes I work at an icecream shop. Sometimes I sit on my couch and watch Jerry Springer. I read a lot. I shop a lot too, and I love to dance.

Sometimes I get bored and make really stupid videos.

I once thought I could be a voice actress. Yes, children, I 'm Sailor Moon.

My Blog

it's raining, i think

I will never be an astronaut. I will never be an opera singer. I will never be a professional/famous artist.I will never be a dentist. I will never be a doctor. I will never join the military.I will n...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 16:08:00 GMT

ice babies

We made it out alive. The blizzard of '07. Three days our lives were shut off from the outside world, but now we're back and stir crazy. Watch out. We're coming for your children. The various re...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 13:26:00 GMT

don't let the sun go down

I don't necessarily follow any particular code of ethics, but my hope is that, by watering down cultural mores, I will eventually be able to get away with having absolutely no moral barometer at all. ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 16:35:00 GMT

the jaws that bite

'Twas brillig, and the slithy tovesDid gyre and gimble in the wabe;All mimsy were the borogoves,And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son!The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!Be...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 17:07:00 GMT

ahhhhhhhhhhhh

If I have to witness one more bullshit squeeling reunion, I'm going to start throwing dog feces.
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 17:09:00 GMT

festive

I'm fairly certain god invented alcohol strictly to be consumed at company holiday parties. And I know for a fact that, at said parties with said alcohol, god considers these the most amusing dis...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:01:00 GMT

i hate doors

Nights like these, I just want to be warm. The kind of warm that can only be acomplished by being buried alive in sand. The panicky kind. The kind of warm that leaves you with fever blisters. I wanna ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 16:24:00 GMT

cold

One of my favorite things to do in the morning - and now that I really consider it, maybe one of my favorite things, period - is to put on a pot of coffee and fall back asleep on the couch. ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 08:26:00 GMT

migration pattern

Living in Austin may kill me. People in and out of my life, never sure when they may appear again. Sometimes it's an exciting reunion, but in this town, with the history I have here, it usually isn't....
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 13:41:00 GMT