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About Me


Create your own Air Freshener"But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V...."I am Monica. I am a highschool drop out with big dreams and no money. I married my HighSchool sweetheart, and he joined the United States Air Force. As much as I hate being so close to the military, I am thankful that he joined. We have been living on McChord AFB for the past 3 and a half years. I have held a job for over two, which is a big feat considering the only other job I have had for a "long" time was Wal*mart for about 6 months. I am a raging alcoholic that no longer drinks. I hate drinking and my life has gotten so much better since I have quit. I am excited about moving back to Alaska. I miss that hellhole a lot. Hopefully, Josh and I will only be living in Alaska for a few years, though. I want to get my massage therepy liscence. It costs a pretty penny, but I want to truly help people. Retail is a thankless job and the only people I truly help are the Billionaire assholes that own the company...Layout made by xrainbowxlustx

My Interests

Pottery, Humans Against the New World Order, Music *lots of music*, health, although, im not much of a health nut myself. A lot of things I guess...

I'd like to meet:

Lots of people.Jesus, Ghandi, Ben Franklin, Nostrodamus, Brad Nowell, Kurt Cobain, Matt Heafy, RON PAUL!!! My sister sara. Josh's sister and brother... any family that might still be living in Germany...

Ron Paul is the only decent person running in the 2008 presidential elections. check out his webpage. www.RonPaul2008.com. he seems truly intersted in the welfare of our great nation. if he doesnt win...Liberty and America, Rest In Peace...

Music:

Dropkick Murphys, Pink Floyd, KMFDM, Fear Factory, Incubus (older, of course...), Ministry, Faith no More,Mindless Self Indulgence, Bjork, Sublime, Hendrix, Rancid, Sex Pistols, Stone Temple Pilots, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails (older), Def Lepard, Bob Marley man... The Fugees, Folk Implosion, Snot, Ben Harper, System of a Down, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Zwan, The Smashing Pumpkins, Portishead, The Cranberrys, Contra Public, Metallica, Rancid, The Beatles, my husband, Trivium, NoFX, Julie London...many more.

Movies:

V for Vendetta. WATCH IT NOW! right now... what are you doing sitting here reading my stupid profile... WATCH IT NOW!!! everyone loves a little necrophelia!First and foremost, V for Vendetta!!! I think every human being ought to watch that movie! SLC Punk, Dark City, Shaun of the Dead, Invader Zim, Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python's Holy Grail, The Life of Birds (the whole 6 disk series) The Nightmare Before Christmas, How the Grinch Stold Christmas, Tank Girl, Ever After, Dawn of the Dead, FREAKS!, The Elephant Man, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Kids, Trainspotting, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, any documentary about travel or animals, science, yeah, I guess any documentary...(no way! im not a big nerd...)

Television:

Family guy, Robot Chicken is hilarious! That's about it... any documentary on animals and scienceO.K., NOBODY remembers Rude Dog and the Dweebs. I frickn'loved this show, so heres proof. The show did exist at one time!

Books:

Natural Cures They don't Want You to Know About. Phantasmagoria any text book on science or biology true crime books and anything about the supernatural.

Heroes:

Lots of people, I suppose...

My Blog

On: The Banks

I am back in Fairbanks, Alaska... I am living in a blue appartment complex (no, NOT Fairview... LMFAO) I have a job at ABM janitorial at the U. I work from 11 pm to 7 am... Crazy how fast everything h...
Posted by LMAOnaise 0_o on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 06:30:00 PST

One of those things...

As some of you may allready know, My mom is on the run from the law.  She is running around with this guy she met in Hawaii. As a couple of you may know, she is horribly dependant on men, too. Do...
Posted by LMAOnaise 0_o on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:21:00 PST

Again.

I am moving again. For the billionth time in my life. This time is different, though. This time, I can say that I am an adult. Josh has been in the military for just a few months shy of 4 years. Four ...
Posted by LMAOnaise 0_o on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:24:00 PST

In spite of the "next weekend" piercer...

I got my snake bites today, anyway. The first time I was supposed to go to Terra's place to get pierced, the guy was stranded in the mountians. I can understand that. But just a few hours prior to thi...
Posted by LMAOnaise 0_o on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:10:00 PST

Ahhh... My first day without a job in two years.

I cleaned up my house, called the Vet and made an appointment, got ahold of the PFD people and made a wonderful lunch. Today was great! Piss on work, man. Fucking piss on it. LOL   anyways... yea...
Posted by LMAOnaise 0_o on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:56:00 PST

One step closer

Today was my last day of work at Ross Stores Inc. I have spent the past 2 years of my life there... Hard to believe that it is finally over. ha ha... PISS ON WORK... At least untill I have to get anot...
Posted by LMAOnaise 0_o on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:42:00 PST

I seriously need advise....

When I was still drinking (about 2 years ago) I bought a dog from the Humane society. I was supposed to take her to a vet within 14 days (I had signed a contract). I didn't... because I was drinking a...
Posted by LMAOnaise 0_o on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 10:21:00 PST

My weird-ass dream dissected

..> ..> Raft..> ..> To dream of a raft, denotes that you will go into new locations to engage in enterprises, which will prove successful. To dream of floating on a raft, denotes uncertain ...
Posted by LMAOnaise 0_o on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 04:52:00 PST

MORE OVALTINE, PLEASE!

But seriously... I am using ovaltine as my sugar in my coffe, because I ran out of sugar. It tastes allright, I guess, but I think I am going to drink my next cup black. I want to put in my two weeks...
Posted by LMAOnaise 0_o on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:25:00 PST

File this under: Weird fucking dreams

Me and Robi were at some sort of a water park and we decided to go on this ride where you get onto this raft and hit it with a huge mallot to propell it forward. When Robi hit it with the mallot, all ...
Posted by LMAOnaise 0_o on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:05:00 PST