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Junky Jeff

You aint no star asshole... your just a fuckin errand boy!!!!

About Me

I was born the son of my mom and dad now I make food. I just dont want to end up as a manager at Auburn Family Restaurant.

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My Interests

Food, Cycling, Reading Sometimes if Im bored. Snowboarding, Beer, weed, whisky, women, and other various types of ill shit

I'd like to meet:

Those who can. And nobody who isnt gonna try to tell me " the best way to do that is...." (there is more than 1 way to skin a cat.) name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YJqbpxFhXAU" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypdysz7bP9M
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeffery Russell
Birthday: September 16 1980
Birthplace: Burn Town NY
Current Location: Hyde Park NY
Eye Color: Blue and sometimes green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Irish, German, English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shiny Claibornes
Your Weakness: The morning smile or summer cleavage
Your Fears: Failure, and Grimace from Mcdonalds
Your Perfect Pizza: Three types of Meat, not too much though youll make the dough soggy.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pimp of the Year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I dont IM if I did it would probably be KMA
Thoughts First Waking Up: Cant wait to go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes
Your Bedtime: Pretty early lately
Your Most Missed Memory: Me and my southern belle in the morning
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke, Regular Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I dont drink iced tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla with chocolate sauce
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Kinda
Do you Swear: All the time
Do you Sing: In the Car
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: Im there now
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: Of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah Im hot
Are you a Health Freak: Not Really
Do you get along with your Parents: Sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: I Like to watch them on the horizon
Do you play an Instrument: Used to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No But do Cheez Its Count?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole a knob of ginger from stop n shop today
Ever been Drunk: Oh yeah
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Not entirely
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: I dont
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'll tell you when I grow up
What country would you most like to Visit:
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or brown
Favourite Hair Color: Any color
Short or Long Hair: I like em both
Height: Not much taller than me
Weight: No plus size women please
Best Clothing Style: Garage Sale / Chanel
Number of Drugs I have taken: I lost count at age 18
Number of CDs I own: Thats alot at leats 400
Number of Piercings: 5 now used to be 7 total
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 5

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Music:

Shit where do I begin...... My taste varies I like some wierd shit like Mr Bungle but then 25 seconds later I'll rock the Roots. I guess I'm open to anything in this department except the shitty rotation of the radio stations in Central New York and pretty much everywhere else I ever lived. What I do like... Company flow, Atmosphere, El p, Murs, Rob Sonic, The Supersuckers, The Roots, Eric B and Rakim, Aesop Rock, Can Ox, MR Lif, Basically all of Def Jux, Modest Mouse, Fugazi, Minor Threat, NOFX, Rancid, MF Doom, Diverse, Mos Def, Kweli, Oingo Boingo, Talking Heads, Dead Kennedys, Lyrics Born and Lateef AKA Latyrx, DJ Q Bert ,Mixmaster Mike, Invisible Skratch Piklez, Tricky, Tool,The Prodigy, Kool Kieth aka Dr Octagon, Citizen Cope, Suicide Machines, Pantera, The Grateful Dead,Bouncing Souls, Weezer, RL Burnside, Guttermouth, Sublime, Alice in Chains, Van Halen (not Van Hagar)The Pixies, Violent Femmes, The Clash, Deltron, Suicidal Tendencies, Total Devistation, Old Korn, Jurassic 5,G Love, Janes Addiction, Blind Faith, Das EFX, Primus or most Les Claypool Projects, Rocket From The Crypt, Sweep the Leg Johnny, Downset, Rage Against The Machine, RHCP (the early albums), Lagwagon, Pennywise, Anthrax, Hendrix, Cream, The Frogs, The Germs, LTJ Bukem, MC Conrad, Nookie, A Tribe Called Quest, Beatnuts, Cypress Hill, NWA, Reverend Horton Heat, WU tang, Beastie Boys, Aphex Twin, The Grouch, Nice and Smooth, Gangstarr, and the list could go on for days. What I dont like is any thing new thats supposed to be the "Hot shit", be your own person and decide by yourself.

Movies:

The Goonies then Fight Club then Usual suspects for top three. The rest could take me days to fill out and this typing shit is already getting old.

Television:

Cable please fox is ok sometimes, but you cant beat shitty cable shows. Oh yeah reality shows piss me off!

Books:

Hunter S. Thompson ... the duke of Gonzo. George Carlin, James Dickey,Anthony Bourdain,George Orwell....does anybody out there really care who else there is??

Heroes:

Doug Wilson from the show Weeds, Strongbad from Homestarrunner.com, and while your there check out the poopsmith hes pretty heroic himself....

My Blog

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Posted by Junky Jeff on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 12:08:00 PST