I enjoy sitting, being fat, eating from fat cans, sitting some more, wearing socks, having peace signs drawn on me, getting drunk haircuts, pretending to be a dolphin and/or dolphin-cat, being fat, being fed, being really fat, walking outside on a leash/string, trying to climb up stairs even though I'm too fat, begging for food, squeeking aggressively, being a fat angel.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Long Steve, my real parents, and Ron Popeil (of Ronco fame).
