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Edna Garrett's mandingo love child

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About Me

I am a very simple man with few goals.I want to bowl in as many countries as possible (so far Canada, Belgum, England and 9 states).I want to enlighten as many people as possible to the wonderous joys of porn.I want to be sponsored by an alcoholic beverage of some sort (preferably Mickey's Fine Malt Liqour, in the wide mouth bottle... smooth as water and stronger than you!).I want to see Neil Diamond in concert.I want to die eating bacon. But other than that I just want to laugh at/with everyone
I am 100% Leo
you are not as leo as I am, but how Leo are you? How Canadian Are You?
YOU, my friend, are 100% Canadian! You are what Canadians are all about! (and that's about. not a boot.) You, my friend, are AWESOME!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Neil Diamond; Walter Ray Williams, Jr.; Mike Ditka; Mark Grace; Hector Villenuva; Liz Phair; Steve John Lyons; Bob Barker, Bruce Campbell, Steve Bartman

My Blog

a quick note on juice

when the bible is re-written in the year 2187, I think the role of devil's pawn and god's tested will be the story of orenthal james simpson. (i'm hopin I am mishak)
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 13:08:00 GMT

i have a new hero

as I was taking my morning constitutional the other day I saw a man walking who has now joined my list of inspirational people. from a distance he looked like any other buisnessman enroute to office ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:16:00 GMT

bob will always be the man!

just a quick note... more to come... I approve in theory to the appointment of Drew Carey to the role of king.
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:05:00 GMT

summertime life alterations

those who have been around me for more that 2 hours know i watch alot of tv, and i am not in anyway ashamed of the ammount of tv i watch. i used to say that i watched 18 hours a day over an 18 month ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 23:46:00 GMT

i fear modern advertising

i was listening to a story this morning on the radio about a gentle walk in the woods. and then someone stumbled upon a leprechan who was prancing about in the woods. but for some reason the leprech...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:41:00 GMT

living your life backwards

it seems I disappeared from this thing called myspace for the majority of the 1st half of the year. there is no real reason, it just happens. as I am seemingly now back, I have alot of catching up t...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:12:00 GMT

tinkering with perfection

who am I to offer up suggestions to "the new new price is right" but as a loyal and humble fan I have a couple of suggestions: though I know it has become a tradition to bid $1 more than the person t...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 15:13:00 GMT

Happy Canada Day

Happy 140th birthday to the True North Strong and Free. (celebration starts today and is offical tomorrow due to a sunday)
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 12:57:00 GMT

when I grow up

I think when I finally grow up, I want to be a horse gambler. I have spent several days over the past year casually betting on the ponies both on pickspal (fantasy betting) and on bodog (cold, hard c...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 10:20:00 GMT

the start of my newest conspiracy theory

this one is gonna take a while for me to piece together, but until then let me just say I don't really trust this company... but for answering 12 a/b questions, they are creepily accurate Your Person...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:01:00 GMT