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Me Llaman Calle

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About Me

Hi I'm Me, I like me, and I hope you'll like me too. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh I hate everything right now!!! Uggghhhh There's not much to know about me, besides Im boring, and I know nothing about anything and very little about everything... Here's one of my videos shot by josh, edited by me, farted by brad....

My Interests

Telivision, Music, Comedy, Art, Film. Im not very good at anything though. I can make up some stupid ass random stories, as you can see by reading all the bull I write in every section.

I'd like to meet:

Send me an IM I'll be your friend... AIM= mastrchimpGogol Bordello and Of Fucking Montreal!!!!!!!!! OMG I cant Wait... I really liked this video check it out if you're not racist.

Music:

Gogol Bordello, the White Stripes,Mano Negra, the Flaming Lips, cool kids, OF MONTREAL, MGMT, Grand Buffet, Jay Z, Wycleff Jean, the smiths cream beach boys the beatles raconteurs bob dylan decemberist pink floyd cure clash pixies rolling stones magic numbers yeah yeah yeahs mc5 bad religion black flag vicente fernandez el tri os mutantes gnarls barkley tv on the radio bloc party pretty much anything... I like lots of stuff.

Movies:

ummmm all of the Earnest movies. Home Alone 1-3, TMNT 1-4, Eagle VS Shark, IDK the classics, the greats, Comedies and Trajedies I dont like much action flicks... Eagle vs Shark fucking great!!! and PSA V2 in color

Television:

Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Wonder Showzen, Thats So Raven, Drake and Josh, Spongebob, Keenan and Kel, Dora the Explora, STELLA!!!!!, Sarah Silverman, SOUTH PARK, Simpsons the, 90s cartoon shows, Flight of the Conchords!!!, House, Bones, 30 Rock, My Name is Earl, The Office UK and US, DEAD FUCKING WOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! other things on Adult Swim too... Home Movies.

Books:

I like to read alternative weeklies because thats where I get all my political views and find out whats cool, I also get all my Asian Massage coupons from there because I'm cool like that so sit on it. And if it makes me seem cooler I read at a third grade level, spell at a second grade level and I have the vocabulary of a fourth grader.... in retrospect I should of paid more attention in grade school...

Heroes:

Homer "author" of the Odyssey took credit for something he heard lucky bastard. Yoshimi is my hero. Black Beard and Red Beard, Good Ol Abe Lincoln...

My Blog

Im a T.V. starlet

I was on Jimmy Kimmel!!! I'm on at 1:47 the set up is a couple seconds before that, damned Director!!! oh well whatever....here's the URL if you cant see the clip... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c26...
Posted by Me Llaman Calle on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 05:17:00 PST

I plead insanity.......

So courts done with. I was charged with a crime in Merced this past December, while picking up my brother at school and today I had my arraingment. I've never been to court be...
Posted by Me Llaman Calle on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:58:00 PST

All about my raunchy dirty depraived sintastic sex life...........

Wow your fucked up in the head I can't believe you wanna read about that shit.  Gross Jesus hates you thats right Jesus T. Sanchez the third, he put me up to this he said can you do me a favor an...
Posted by Me Llaman Calle on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:20:00 PST