I think the personal ads can be summed up in two words: evil magnet donkey honkers. We're all really looking for the same thing, on the inside. Dairy Queen Chocolate Utopia. That's all there really is to living, along with the search for God and the meaning of life.
Some things you should know about yourself: I am considered very small by elephants and very large by ants. My hair is sort of blackish silverish blondish reddish brown and my skin is sort of purplish yellowish bluish pink. My toenails are vanilla. I'm mainly pink and red on the inside but I don't have any proof of that. My body is 70% water but I don't really have any proof of that either, and anyway I find that sort of hard to believe since I barely ever drink water.
It has been said that my hair looks like the falling rain and my eyes like two pools of spun gold. It is very cold in Antarctica most of the time but here in my apartment I like to make a lot of Lipton Noodle Soup.
I'm a pillow case! I'm a billy club! I'm a lunchroom spork! I am a raisonette!
One bit of advice for you: staple a ballistic missile, bring back fifties era home decor, live inside of an orange peel. Just don't get married to a cello.
I have never seen a blue whale, the largest mammal on the planet.
My two favorite things on earth are grey and black. I really like oxygen. Sometimes when I'm asleep I have a dream that I'm brushing my teeth and then right when it gets to the part where I spit, I either almost spit or actually spit all over my pillow. Usually I wake up in time to stop myself. I have never spit all over another human being in my sleep. Only when awake.
I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor.
Things I like to do include Italy and wind chimes. My ears were very, very easy to make. Have you ever gone to Jewel at three-thirty and tried to buy a single item, or picked up a kid at the front doors of her school right when school lets out? I don't recommend either. Oh and I don't bite to kill, only to stun.
Today some little kid shot me with a Super Soaker and then yelled "Why don't you smile? It will last longer!" He wasn't from these parts. I think something got lost in the translation. I am currently looking for an interpreter as this sort of thing happens to me often.
I learned yesterday on an old episode of Card Sharks that 88 out of 100 people surveyed refer to themselves as their pet's "mom" or "dad." This makes me want to study international relations. A lot.
My favorite color is warm.
Are you warm?Somebody please save me. The world can be boring, mean, and ugly, but those are things I've never been accused of. Except maybe mean for that time in seventh grade when I made Arlene Jeanette Ryan cry because she sucked at cheerleading. I seriously still feel really bad about that.P.S. I think that I invented those dogs with the squishy wrinkly faces but I could be wrong.One last thing. If you want to adhere to sub-standard fingernails, you're going to have to take a chance on a seahorse."Jiu De Bu Qu"
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Evan
Birthday: Sep. 3 1982
Birthplace: Long Island, New York
Current Location: Valdosta, Ga
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Usually right, but i can use either
Your Heritage: Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Mocs
Your Weakness: Cant pass up a good opportunity
Your Fears: missing an opportunity
Your Perfect Pizza: right now its bacon with pinapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get to Aruba again, so nice
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey
Thoughts First Waking Up: i try not to think that early in the morning
Your Best Physical Feature: Smile or Eyes, as im told
Your Bedtime: whenever i get to it
Your Most Missed Memory: RattleSnake
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both are so good
Single or Group Dates: They both have their ups
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Cigars
Do you Swear: haha, yep
Do you Sing: Not on purpose, i dont like to hurt people
Do you Shower Daily: usually twice
Have you Been in Love: Once, but it grew over a 2 year relationship
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: No, at least not till im 50
Do you belive in yourself: Im the only person i belive in
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I know i am
Are you a Health Freak: I have my moments
Do you get along with your Parents: I love them, hang with them whenever i get the chance
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: A sip or two
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Antibiotics
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Once or twice
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Naturally
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Ive been just about everywhere
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dont have one
Favourite Hair Color: It doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: its all good
Height: shorter than me
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: nice?
Number of Drugs I have taken: today? once daily for the next five days
Number of CDs I own: to many to count
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not one damn thing. and its great
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