funny things about alcohol |
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
When you go to donat...
Posted by matthew on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 01:30:00 PST |
my cars |
1) What vehicle do you drive?1968 oldsmobile 442 also a 1997 nissan sentra2) How long have you had it?my olds i've had since august of 1999 nissan who knows3) What is the coolest feature on your vehic...
Posted by matthew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
bored |
______Your life______[x] they call me: Matthew[x] also: matt, matty,[x] sex: male[x] birthday: 2/21[x] status: [x] occupation: soon to be construction worker[x] Ethnicity: white_______fast forward____...
Posted by matthew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
stuff |
x ) smoked a cigarette(x ) smoked a cigar( ) smoked anything else( ) made out with a member of the same sex( ) crashed a friend's carx( ) been in love(x) been dumped( x) shoplifted( ) been fired(...
Posted by matthew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
whatever |
MATTHEW
M
is for
Moral
A
is for
Abstract
T
is for
Tough
T
is for
Trendy
H
is for
Helpful
E
is for
Edgy
W
is for
Wild
What Does Your Na...
Posted by matthew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
