Whats up? This is Mario, full name Mario Mario. Yeah, I'm a guy so nice they named me twice. I got a job a long time ago trying to stop a stupid monkey and save my bitch. Then they moved me over to my own franchise. The morons that made my games didn't have any fucking balls until they created the Smash Brothers League. I fought in that league and fucked my opponents shit up for a year before they handed control over to a fuckin' looser. I've got a picture of him in my pictures section, what a stupid retard! So I made a hostile fuckin' take over of the company and kicked his ass out on the street. I was gonna give him a fuckin' job when he was down on his luck and he PUNCHED me in the FUCKIN' FACE! I WAS GONNA GIVE HIM A COUPLE OF BUCKS AND A PLACE TO SLEEP! THAT ASS HOLE SPENT THE NEXT THREE YEARS ON THE FUCKIN' STREET! DON'T FUCK WITH ME, I'LL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP!!! So anyway that's that. Go out and buy a Game Cube and play Smash Brothers Melee! It's a good fuckin game with a good fuckin league!
I've got a lotta shit commin' out! Click on the looser below and check it out! It'l fuck your shit up!!!
