well, im a raging heterosexual, I love comedy, SNL and myself. As a matter of fact I plan on being a comedian, a damn good one and i do suspect that when i do become famous I shall care even less about you than I already do.
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Name: Ian
Birthdate: 9/5/86
Birthplace: Po' kip c
Current Location: Hiding from the ladies in my room
Eye Color: A sexy brownish affair
Hair Color: Black and stylin'
Height: 6'
Weight: 200
Piercings: None visible *wink*
Tatoos: See above
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Probably id choose a gf unless a guy was a total dreamboat and i just had to have him
Overused Phraze: More of a violent burst of swearing then a traditional phrase
FAVORITES
Food: Ambrosia
Candy: Runts they are exquisite
Number: Yours sugar
Color: Rainbow
Animal: The magestic sea cow
Drink: Slippery nipple
Alcohol Drink: Tang and Vodka screwdriver
Bagel: Bagels are agents of the French i wouldnt touch them
Letter: I dont have time to pick a favorite letter
Body Part on Opposite sex: left shoulderblade
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: no coke, pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: I refuse to involve myself in a burger war, think of the children
Strawberry or Watermelon: Melons *wink*
Hot tea or Ice tea: Is it ICE tea? then i have no idea
Chocolate or Vanilla Some kind of race question, I see your game...
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Irish coffee, i like an early morning buzz
Kiss or Hug: Whatever the ladies decide to give me
Dog or Cat: The buckster
Rap or Punk: The best of David Hasselhoff
Summer or Winter: Completely irrelevant, I am master of all seasons
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Check the movie list silly ...honestly...
Love or Money: Money buys the best love, the kind that comes with a reciept
YOUR...
Bedtime: My crack habit has reached the level where I no longer need to sleep
Most Missed Memory: I never look back
Best phyiscal feature: Hah, there are too many to count, I am simply ravishing
First Thought Waking Up: What day is it? and Whos the girl?
Goal for this year: Survive the growing throngs of womenfolk
Best Friends: Friends are a weakness that must be purged
Weakness: Fears
Fears: Weakness
Heritage: Straight shot back to my man, Jesus
Longest relationship: My love affair with myself began at birth
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Like a fish
Ever Smoked: Crack
Pot: Pottery class is every Wednesday, im learning a lot
Ever been Drunk: If by drunk you mean unconscious and facedown in the toilet
Ever been beaten up: I fight only those unable to defend themselves i.e. cripples
Ever beaten someone up: See above
Ever Shoplifted: I engage in a little petty larceny to get my jollies
Ever Skinny Dipped: Ah yes, the neighbors know this all too well...
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes, they're rather persistant
Been Dumped Lately: Please, I am basically Gods gift to women
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Brown
Favorite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long: Long
Height: Just not mutant amazon tall, those are the ones that can subdue me
Style: Or lack thereof
Looks or Personality: Personality but you need the looks too, I deserve nothing but the best
Hot or Cute She just has to be as fine as me
Drugs and Alcohol: A must
Muscular or Really Skinny: What isn't sexy about a girl with an eating disorder?
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: I never look back because im a shark and sharks dont have necks. Necks are for sheep!!
What country do you want to Visit: Leave the U.S.?? Colbert forbids it
How do you want to Die: Foaming convulsing and with the needle still in my arm
Been to the Mall Lately: I go to pose for the Abercrombie and Fitch displays
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love to watch God dispense justice to the unworthy
Get along with your Parents: I was an orphan until i escaped the Sussex Orphanage and journeyed to London in Spring 1972
Health Freak: Richard Simmons
Do you think your Attractive: Damn straight, sexy like a fox
Believe in Yourself: Almost (but not quite!) to the point of arrogance
Want to go to College: Hmm, if I did I probably would go more
Do you Smoke: Crack recreationally
Do you Drink: To drown the tears
Shower Daily: Gotta do it for the ladies... the many, many ladies
Been in Love: With myself
Do you Sing: Tutti Frutti. ONLY Tutti Frutti
Want to get Married: Is there really a girl out there good enough for me?
Do you want Children: Sure, I don't want to starve...
Have your future kids names planned out: Rickalaus, Matthaniel, Shawnathon
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Well the ladies were pretty insistant
Hate anyone: Illinois Nazis
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