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Lady J

Music was the man that made a woman out of me...

About Me


I'm intimidating (or so I've been told). I give good "glare" and am able to send "pouts" via e-mail. I'm a DANG SEXY PLUS SIZE MAMACITA!! I'm snarky, at least that's what my folks call me... not sure what that means yet, I think it might be a nicer way of saying I'm a pain in the ass!
Hmmm ... well, I'm smart enough to know that I'll never be smart enough. Born and raised Manhattan-ite but managed to get out of the city and see the world. Everyone is surprised to learn I own my own camping gear! (That only makes sense when you meet me!) I'm a great cook, but survive mostly on take-out and good conversation. Most days you can find me making friends with just about anyone who can get a laugh out of me, if I snort while laughing you get extra bonus points!
PLEASE DO NOT JUST "FRIEND ME" WITHOUT WRITTING ME A NOTE TO SAY HI. IF I DON'T KNOW YOU WHY WOULD I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND. THANKS.
PS: On a side note, I have a thing for MySpace quizzes... forgive me! LOL
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My Interests



Making people laugh, Film, Music, Reading, Dancing, especially Salsa dancing, Museums, Travel, Hiking, Camping, Photography, Theater, causing trouble, creating chaos, wrecking havoc and mayhem - you know, all the usual!

You are a
Social Liberal
(65% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(13% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Socialist
Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

You are Hooligan Bear

Hooligan Bear

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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Which Domented Care Bear Are you? ..

I'd like to meet:



Good people, funny people, creative, intelligent, sincere people who don't take themselves to seriously and who will let me pet them on occassion... lol

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Take the quiz:
What Kinda Kiss R U?

Playful Kiss
The playful kiss is about you having fun and not needing to have feelings for that person. You just go with the flow!

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You scored as Blind Folds. Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch.

Blind Folds


100%

Biting


92%

Chains/Handcuffs


67%

Bondage


58%

Blood


33%

Whips


33%
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partner

Very Kinky


70%

A Sicko


60%

Average


40%

A WUSS !!


30%
How sexual are you
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You Are 12% Pure
You've been a very bad girl or boy...
And you probably enjoyed every minute of it. How Pure Are You?

According to experts, I am :

92% Sexy
Take the Sexy Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com

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Your Passion is Yellow
You're a total sexual shape shifter.
You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable.
Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual.
While you the most passionate, you are very open minded. What Color Is Your Passion?

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Music:

Radiohead, Portishead, Sigur Ros, Doves, Prince, Muse, Esthero, Alicia Keys, Bjork, Kings Of Convenience, Placebo, Linkin Park, Nina Simone, Marc Anthony, Stereophonics, Lady Sovereign, Buena Vista Social Club, Jill Scott, Erykah Badu, Coltrane, Jimi Hendrix, The Roots, Massive Attack, The Rolling Stones, Johnny Cash, The Von Bondies, Zero 7, Prodigy, NIN, My Chemical Romance, Fort Minor, Incubus, Nick Drake, John Brown's Body, Interpol, Damien "Jr. Gong" Marley, Bob Marley, Matisyahu, The Who, Old School Hip Hop & RnB - like Slick Rick, Tribe Called Quest, Doug E Fresh, etc.

Free Myspace Pictures
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Movies:

Bladerunner, Lord of the Rings, Secretary, Dune, The Thing, Y Tu Mama Tambian, Office Space, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Amores Perros, La Mala Educacion (Bad Education), Brazil, Indochine, Lost In Translation, Rushmore, Aliens, Velvet Goldmine, In The Mood for Love, Citizen Kane, Purple Rain, The Royal Tanumbaums, Groundhog Day, Chungking Express, Blue Velvet, A bout de souffle, anything with Bridget Bardot, Cheesy horror flicks like Halloween, Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street, Zombie flicks: Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Undead, Dead Alive, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Finding Nemo, Labyrinth, Wallace & Gromit, The Dark Crystal, 80's movies: The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Some Kind of Wonderful, etc. Ingmar Bergman Films: Through A Glass Darkly, The Virgin Spring, Fanny and Alexander, etc. and Film Nior flicks: Sunset Blvrd., Touch of Evil, The Big Sleep, The Killers, Chinatown, etc.

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Television:

METS baseball, CSI, Buffy, AdultSwim (Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Robot Chicken, The Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force), 24, OldSchool Cartoons: JEM, Smurfs, GI Joe, Thundercats, Scobby Doo, etc., recently addicted to, Discovery, Weather, History and Learning channels

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Books:

Authors: Milan Kundera, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Chuck Palahniuk, Jean-Paul Sartre, Marguerite Duras, Philip K. Dick, The Fuck Up by Arthur Nersesian, Don DeLillo, Walt Whitman, Christina Garcia, etc.

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Who Should Paint You: Salvador Dali
You're a complex, intense creature who displays many layers.
There's no way a traditional portrait could ever capture you! What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait? ..

Heroes:

Many different people for different little reasons but always my folks, who still amaze me every day with their generosity and strength...
adopt your own virtual pet!
Mr.GENIUS is my hero.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Babygirl NYC
Birthday: June 28
Birthplace: New York City
Current Location: Still here!
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Cuban, Puerto Rican
The Shoes You Wore Today: Pumas
Your Weakness: Bad boys, Ben&Jerry's Turtle Soup, and great sex
Your Fears:
Your Perfect Pizza: Fresh Mozzarella, Basil and Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To many to name just one.... gotta keep those standards high!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL or WTF?!?
Thoughts First Waking Up: "10 more minutes"...or occassionally "who else is here?" lol
Your Best Physical Feature: Some say my eyes others say my boobs... I like them both!
Your Bedtime: Anytime after Adult Swim
Your Most Missed Memory: My dad teaching me how to swim.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's !!!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tazo
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Nope.
Do you Swear: F*ck yeah!
Do you Sing: Yes.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.
Have you Been in Love: Unfortunately, yes.
Do you want to go to College: Went already.
Do you want to get Married: Not really.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes. Absolutely.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes.
Are you a Health Freak: Hell No.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes.
Do you play an Instrument: Does "Chopsticks" count? lol
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh yeah.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes but not cigs...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Maybe, whose asking...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. It was Christmas, I practically lived in a mall! lol
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Yup. Happy F*cking New Year! lol
Ever been called a Tease: Yes. Always.
Ever been Beaten up: Nope.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope.
How do you want to Die: painlessly if possible.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a princess... though some might say I already am one!
What country would you most like to Visit: Bora Bora, Thailand, India, Egypt, Australia, list goes on and on and on
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Dark (either black or brown)
Short or Long Hair: Short or a little long
Height: the taller the better.... 5'9 and up
Weight: slim, lean, average, athletic, husky
Best Clothing Style: Urban chic with a dash of preppy home girl
Number of Drugs I have taken: well today only advil ... lol
Number of CDs I own: tooooo many to count
Number of Piercings: just the ears
Number of Tattoos: 1 for now
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I try not to regret... Live and learn baby!
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My Blog

Just in time for V-Day .... just say no to Roses!

So, as I browse the internet today I am noticing tons of advertisments for Valentine's day gifts and ideas for gifts all over the place!  Which is no surprise since it's just days away... an...
Posted by The Original Evil Genius on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:34:00 PST

I'm a PEACH ;)

The PeachRandom Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.  For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. W...
Posted by The Original Evil Genius on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:10:00 PST

Bumper Stickers That Make Me Laugh...

"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. ~...
Posted by The Original Evil Genius on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:23:00 PST

The Answers You NEED To Know!

Your Brain is 47% Female and 53% Male  Your brain is a healthy mix of male and femaleYou are both sensitive and savvyRational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headedBut you also ...
Posted by The Original Evil Genius on Wed, 24 May 2006 01:26:00 PST

I know I'm an 80's child... Are You?

You Know you're an 80's kid when.. You're an 80's child if... - You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members.- You wanted to be on StarSearch. (Come on, we all did)- You can remember ...
Posted by The Original Evil Genius on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:30:00 PST

Who knew Princess Amidala had it in her?

This is a hysterical short from SNL.... the hidden life of GANGSTA RAPPER Natalie Portman... http://www.devilducky.com/media/42822/   Don't try to play this BIATCH!!!  lol  ...
Posted by The Original Evil Genius on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:31:00 PST

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time !!!

For those who know and love Family Guy... and random online antics.... The originator....  http://www.devilducky.com/media/2180/ The Family Guy one... http://www.devilducky.com/media/38524/ Just ...
Posted by The Original Evil Genius on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:34:00 PST

Interesting - Keys to Your Heart Quiz

***The Keys to Your Heart*** You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. ...
Posted by The Original Evil Genius on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 12:20:00 PST

Today's Pet Peeve - Online Photos

Ok, so what's the deal with people who post pics of everything under and over the sun but not one pic of themselves??  I must ask... Why bother??  My favorite are those who post pics of car...
Posted by The Original Evil Genius on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 11:14:00 PST

Me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Jessica Birthday: June 28 Birthplace: New York Current Location: New York Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Black Height: 5'4 Right Handed or Left Hand...
Posted by The Original Evil Genius on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 10:44:00 PST