lol good advice ..... |
Too, often we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown when it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mot... Posted by on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 11:18:00 GMT |
How ever bad your life is... |
How ever bad your life is, it could be worse: you could be an egg, you only get laid once, you only get smashed once, and the only bird to sit on your face is your mother! Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 17:45:00 GMT |
What if Myspace were real ..... |
If Myspace was real, this is what it would be like:-You'd have a friend named Tom creepily following you around giving you bad news constantly.-At nights when you are asleep you would get people runni... Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 07:21:00 GMT |