Worst Fortune Cookie Fortune EVER! |
"Your self restraint will pay dividends"This is not what I want to hear.
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 07:19:00 GMT |
I stole this from someone else... |
Christianity:The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an e...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 16:48:00 GMT |
Karaoke is evil... |
ya hear?
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 23:16:00 GMT |
Viagra |
I just sold raspberry flavored Kama Sutra love oil to a boisterous gentleman in his late seventies. And get this... he was wearing a smoking jacket!!!!Oh what a wonderful world.
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:50:00 GMT |
Shockabuku |
It's a swift spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever.
Yep, that's what I need. Anyone else interested?
We could take turns?...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 17:05:00 GMT |
I'm headed to a crossroads... what's to be done with my soul? |
Too many decisions to make and opportunities to weigh out. I wish I could clone myself and send all of the "me's" out into the world to sample all that the world has to offer, then report b...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 20:13:00 GMT |
Thunder claps? |
Seriously? In December? I don't know how I feel about that... it's all cold and shit.
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:44:00 GMT |
My mental health day... |
Went to visit the folks today... I haven't had such a good day in sooo long. Good conversations with people that know me well, hanging around in a small town, going to Rivera's Mexican Food, dri...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 18:20:00 GMT |
rant... short but sweet. |
This is a huge pet peeve.
If a movie is going to deliberately build the sexual tension between the two main characters, then at least have the common curtesy to give us some sort of "release" a...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:03:00 GMT |
