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Delightfully Tacky Yet Unrefined

About Me

.contactTable .text .contactTable .text, .contactTable a, .contactTable imgHey i'm Kari and I like long walks on the beach and eating cotton candy... eh not really but it sounded nice.. anyways I work on cars, I have a new project it's a '06 Scion xB (Toaster) I use to have a '03 Civic Coupe that was sadly traded in.... I miss her but it was time to move on, I have 2 horses , I can tollerate all music BUT country, I like meeting new people, kicking back with friends and watching movies... there's prolly more things I like to do then that but I can't think of anything else right now... oh yes... i'm eaisly amused, I can't say I have ever been pissed off, it takes so much to get me upset the only person who has succeded is my brother. Another thing, when people ask for my opinion I feed it to them honestly, and sometimes they can't take it, so if you don't want an honest answer don't ask me. And no i'm not a bitch I just don't believe in sugar coating things. Welp that's about it, if you wanna know more I guess talk to me?Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

"It's okay if I'm a little sloppy sometimes ... it's okay that my hair doesn't always look nice. And it's okay that I'm not perfect. It's okay because I think it's okay ... and it's okay ... because I've found a boy who thinks it's more than okay."

Music:

I like pretty much everything. But please, no country. I HATE country!!! I had a list of my favorite bands here, but screw it. I don't feel like having a list of band names on my page just to prove I'm cool.

Movies:

*Ferris Bueller's Day Off
*Breakfast Club
*Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail
*Old School
*Super Troopers
*Dogma
*Mall Rats
*Clerks
*Chasing Amy
*Half Baked
*Porky's
*Office Space
*Training Day
*Fight Club
*Napolean Dynamite
*Love Actually
*Scarface
*Better Off Dead
*Nightmare Before Christmas
*Wedding Crashers
*Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
...and that's all I can think of right now

Television:

I don't watch a lot of tv but anything on Comedy Central

Books:

Shakespere and Jane Auston

Heroes:

*My grandfather, he survived 4 wars and fought through many health problems with a sense of humor and a smile on his face, also these fine people...
*My mom :-D
*My daddy
*Lisa- The bestfriend a girl can have
*Jen- The goofiest chick on the face of the planet you always keep me laughing
*Brian- The most down to earth guy ever
*Mark- Goofy ass mesican
*Sambo- My boosm buddy
*Amy Beth- My brothers loving wifee
*Joel- You are a badass
*Dustin- You are a good big brother when your not trying to start fights
*Tony- Even though your reality checks are hard they work for the best, your always there for me no matter what.
*Jason- One day we will figure it all out, your an amazing guy don't ever think otherwise.
*David- I miss the Chemistry moments we treasured
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My Blog

I got tagged :(

Tag...YOU'RE  IT!! So..the rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with "Six Weird Things/Habits" about yourself.  In the end, you need to choose the 6 people to be ta...
Posted by Compton- ass Kari" on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:05:00 PST

Blog.

1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?Jesus could make money out of napkins so he would definitly have to pay.2. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?Michigan.4. You wake up as t...
Posted by Compton- ass Kari" on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:06:00 PST

The "Perfect" Guy (Not Emo Version 2.0)

Ok this is my friend Spencer's response to the dumb bullitens that get passed around myspace about the "perfect" guy. I am reposting this as a girl for the simple fact that girls who think like this n...
Posted by Compton- ass Kari" on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 11:47:00 PST

Men... As told by Drea

Drea I had to put this up... yes you're just that good... BE GREATFUL haha jk IF A MAN WANTS YOUIf a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.If he doesn't wan t you, nothing can make him stay.Stop ma...
Posted by Compton- ass Kari" on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:29:00 PST

Top 10 douchebag cars

OK before I get a whole bunch of mean comments for this let me say I did not write this but I did find it really amusing. It is from http://www.seatstaysup.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1594. "This is a...
Posted by Compton- ass Kari" on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:40:00 PST

Yeah so it's like that...

I'm so mellow and chill... no stress... no complications in my life at all... it feels weird yet amazing at the same time.... it's nice not to have to think about anything for a change... very nice in...
Posted by Compton- ass Kari" on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 08:20:00 PST

Heatwave here I come!!!

Don't miss me too much guys... I shall return Sunday bleotches
Posted by Compton- ass Kari" on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 12:17:00 PST

This one's for you

No woman, no cry No woman, no cry No woman, no cry No woman, no cry 'Cause I remember when we used to sitIn the government yard in TrenchtownOba, ob-serving the hypocritesAs they would mingle with the...
Posted by Compton- ass Kari" on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 11:51:00 PST

Meloncoly

I'm single now yes. Was it my decision yes. Am I happy... not really but it will help me figure a lot of stuff I need to figure out. Yes it sucks... it hurts but it's nessasary. I did this for me and ...
Posted by Compton- ass Kari" on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 08:50:00 PST

Crazy Jen and Hard Bodies

So last night Jen drug me to Hard Bodies so she could dry hump her favorite stripper... what an expierence haha... I don't think anyone else would have been able to talk me into it but that crazy hoe....
Posted by Compton- ass Kari" on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 07:03:00 PST