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About Me

I've been to prison once, I've been married - twice. I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live in shit-ass Mexico for 21/2 years for no reason. I've had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out and I got a bone-chip in my ankle that's never gonna heal. I've seen some pretty shitty situations in my life, but nothing has ever sucked more ass than this! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*I beat the shit out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I dunno, like I accomplished something.*

My Interests

I said, "Next," goddamn it! This is not the DMV!

I'd like to meet:

Hey, can I get another drink down here? * * * Before you do something stupid you might want to think about this shit. ---*---*What are you talking about?*---*--- I'm talking about firing a little black midget. A small, colored, African-American small person. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about your face all over goddamn USA Today, that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about 150 of these little motherfuckers all over the sidewalk out there. Holding picket signs and using bullhorns and shit like that. Screaming and hollering your name out. Unfair practices, get me?

Music:

wish in one hand shit in the other - see which fills up first.

Heroes:

What about the elves?* Well, they stay with Mrs. Santa. I get them on the weekends.

My Blog

christ, whatta pain in the ass.

shit I cant find the keys to the goddamn booze locker again, I just know those little pricks in gren spandex hid them, probably led by that  asshole midget. what the hell does everyone want from ...
Posted by christmas on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 11:26:00 PST

your crappy letter to me

Ok I know I know,.... goddammit! I should start gettin things ready, kick those damn eleves off the foosball table and roust the ones passed out under the bar, and for the love of bushmills, why the h...
Posted by christmas on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 08:15:00 PST

whats this shit??

Oh a 'blog'. whatever. I went to the airport in my skeleton costume and got my ass thrown in the holding cell. You cant even smoke in there anymore. Jeezus. What a bunch of shit. I feel prtty fuckin s...
Posted by christmas on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 03:33:00 PST