Elliot Midson; what's there to say? Not much. Born during the closure of the eighties, Elliot just missed the mullet phase. Soon to grow into a correctly molded ninties child. Growing up with musical classics like Mbop by Hanson and the deathly screams of the spice girls, Elliot soon aged into an eccentric teen. He invented 8 wonders of the world and then set fire to one of them. Elliot once had a dog; it died. Elliot once had a bird; it died. Elliot once had a cat; he wishes it would die. He can play guitar with no hands. He can't play guitar with hands. Elliot actually ran away with the dish and found out for a fact the cow did not make it over the moon. He once wrote the best novel the world has ever seen, but destroyed it since it was too good. He once made it into the Guiness world record books, but then couldn't get out. He likes, movies, long walks on beach, third person and cliches. Elliot knows how many roads a man must walk down before you can call him a man, the answer was 3. Elliot once played Whoopie Goldberg in Sister Act 4. He invented the colour yellow. Noah once stole his ark; and his zoo; and his flood. There was once a man from Nantucket and all stories about him were exaggerated greatly; the thing about the grass is true though. Elliot co-produced the director's cut of Dude, where's my car?, he regretted it later. Elliot invented the word 'Dictionary'. He owns a dinosaur. Elliot is global warming. Elliot knows exactly what the Matrix is, how to get there and how to read it, and he still thinks it bloody stupid. Elliot is the only person Kayne West loves more than himself. In the second grade he was called Smelliot and E.T. Elliot does not like the second grade. Elliot is the only weapon Richard dinning cannot master. He built this city on rock and roll. He isn't usually this self centered...
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