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About Me

Yes, this is the REAL Gerald Young page. There are a lot of fake ones, but this one is legit. Ok, there are zero other ones. I just wanted to say that so I had a chance to use a word that is in my favorite MC Hammer song. I have a lot of friends because I love making people laugh. I am using My Space as a way to network while I ascend up the stand up comedy ranks. I am also on here to meet some cool new people. I am not one of those "add a bunch of people and not talk to them" types. Shoot me a message, send a comment, or whatever and I'll get back to you. I have a funny blog (most of the time). You should check it out every once in awhile. Or, if you have a lot of spare time, you can read the whole thing. I like to entertain as many people as possible. I am an aspiring stand up comedian and comedy writer. I also play guitar, drums, sing, write and record my own songs. I have a place where 3 of my songs can be heard by clicking this Sublime Sun I am doing pretty well on that site and currently have a high ranking amongst other independent musicians, so who knows? Well, I know. My voice sucks and I recorded it all on my computer with a basic computer microphone. I am still proud though. Shoot me a message if you want to hear more. I have about 20 songs I have written and recorded, as well as some covers.A lot of my creative endeavors can be found at:I'm a huge sports fan. The are my team. Well, I don't own them and I'm not actually a member of the team, but I still call them my team because I roll with respects to that way.I like to have fun, but damn, who the f-word doesn't? I bet the Pope even drinks a little too much wine from time to time. I am in the Air Force. I am originally from Michigan, but now I call OKC my home.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

New and old friends. People that love music and stand up comedy.

My Blog

The Two Divider Grocery Store Story. Store Story? It Seems Weird, But I Think That’s Right.

So I was at the grocery store because I needed food. Rumor has it that's the place to go when that happens. I don't know, it might just be a rumor. Ok, so I go to put my food on the conveyer. When thi...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 01:12:00 GMT

Hello

How has everyone been?
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 19:25:00 GMT

My New Calling: Writing Children’s Books

There were 2 tiny kittens all snuggled up on a grassy field. The field was full of fluffy flowers. A cute, yet kooky little koala bear comes up to them and say's, "Hey, little fellas, do you mind if I...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:27:00 GMT

Couch Potato Blues

There's a few things I love in life; my family, my girlfriend, making people laugh. But, there has always been something that's always been there for me-- television. Sweet, sweet television-- and now...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 14:15:00 GMT

Am I Going To Hell? Probably.

I just posted this comment on my fuckface brother's profile. It would be funny if it weren't true. Back story- he currently lives in San Diego--The other day mom and I changed your life insurance so w...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 13:38:00 GMT

Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC Agrees With This Post

When I lived in Michigan I used to be a sales manager for DirecTv and ADT Home Security. It was a great job. I worked a lot, but got paid tons from the commissions of others so I didn't mind the long ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:07:00 GMT

My Sort of Good Deed For the Day

There's this store by my Town House which I visit frequently. I was just there buying some Gatorade. While doing so the old Vietnamese cashier was eyeballing two kids, who couldn't have been older tha...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:40:00 GMT

What Columbus Day Means To Me

It means that I have the day off, bitches! Hahaha! I'm an employee of the Federal Government and we just take off any day that we want and you can't do anything about it. And get this--here's the funn...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 02:28:00 GMT

Ive Never Talked To You, But Will You Give My Cock Mouth Hugs?

Men, let's face it, we are stupid. A lot of us...OK most of us...OK, all of us do some really dumb shit when it comes to getting laid. However, there are some of us that go above and beyond the call o...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 14:47:00 GMT

The Monday Afternoon Story Of An Old Man Farting

Let me paint the picture for you--I am standing in line at my Credit Union. Wait, before I get too far into this I have an idea. My brother used to be, and probably still is, a huge d-bag to people wh...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:16:00 GMT