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El Diablo

I'm like a cluster bomb killing a graveyard full of zombies.

About Me

Not much to say about myself. I’m Ben, I like to go to shows, hangout with friends, Zombie hunts Est. I love horror movies and cheesy B movies usually starring Bruce. I don’t know, ask me. I'm an alcoholic, so I'm going to get shitty with my girlfriend Mia.

Ok, things I fucking HATE:
1. People not having the common courtesy of calling back.
2. People thinking they have such a wider outlook on life than you so they preach at you thinking they know everything about you.
3. Being used for my god damn car. (“Oh, take me to this show and I will not talk/hangout with you the entire time and then leave you there.”)
4. Not following through with plans.
5. Being friends with someone when it’s only convenient.
6. People dressing their dogs up and treating them like Jesus II.
7. Positive people.
8. James' mom, because she turned me down for a date, that heartless bitch.

My AIM is TheBrownCrisis.

My Interests

I like to go to shows, go see movies, and hang out with my friends. Drinking is my favorite past time. Nothing better then getting intoxicated and yelling at inanimate objects: "Take that chair! You think you're better than me, do you?!?!" That seems to be happening more and more as of late. I love tattoos. You can give me money for tattoos. I have no shame. And that’s where babies come from.

I'd like to meet:

I know all the people I want to right now.

Music:

Gorilla Biscuits, Alkaline Trio, Vandals, Bane, AFI, Cave In, Pig Destroyer, Majority Rule, Kid Dynamite, Bad Brains, Minor Threat, Misfits, Dropkick Murphys, Bane, What Happens Next, Charlse Bronson, Ink And Dagger, Darkest Hour, Living End, Hot Hot Heat, Death By Stereo, Q and not U, Page 99, Operation Ivy, Streech Armstrong, Striking Distance, Dying Fetus, The AfterMath, Blood For Blood, Striking Distance, Blood Brothers, tons more I can't say them all.

Movies:

Fight Club, Evil Dead series, Trainspotting, Requiem For A Dream, Debbie Does Dallas, Good Fellas, Shawshank Redemption, Donnie Darko, Series Seven, The Toxic Avenger, Nightmare Before Christmas, Sleep Away Camp, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Falling Down, Surf Nazis Must Die, Momento, Full Metal Jacket, American History X, Anouther State of Mind, Goonies, Night of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Thirteen, well anything that has Zombies in it or the following words in the title: Blood, Gore, Zombie, Troma.... ect.

Television:

Simpsons rock my socks, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, Six Feet Under, Band of Brothers, Kids in The Hall, Connan, anything on the History Channel.

Books:

Choke, Surviver, Fight Club, Of Mice and Men, If Chins Could Kill, Comic books ('cause im a geek), anything i can color in... yay... I'm real learned.

Heroes:


Mr. Ed. You know they put peanut butter on the roof of his mouth to make it look like he was talking? Fucking awesome.

My Blog

Thingy

The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to good manners and elegance. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lov...
Posted by El Diablo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ben is back

Alright I'm home from being overseas for a year. And I'm ready to geek it up on myspace all the time.
Posted by El Diablo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ben is gone

Ben is gone. He will be gone for a year. I'll be in Afghanistan. So if i dont respond to messages thats why, or I hate you. Leave me Comments though, make me feel loved. miss you all alot, come visit ...
Posted by El Diablo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bored

My heart skipped a beat That night before we said goodbye Did you catch it? Please say you caught it Looked in you eyes Grabbed every sigh Please dont forget to breath Cuz it's killing me The ...
Posted by El Diablo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I fucked up X-mas

Ok my job sucks.. they screwed me on my pay so i couldn't buy presants. And it sucks i know my mom and brother went all out for me too. So Ive been working at night to get some extra cash. I hope they...
Posted by El Diablo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

INK!

I'm getting ink next week... jellious? you should be. Itll look hot.
Posted by El Diablo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Starting fresh

OK guys, I'm starting new.. I quit smokeing, I've been running for weeks, exercising, a new job soon. I'm on the up and up. Each day I'm feeling better about myself and just everything in genral. Im g...
Posted by El Diablo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Damn

ok stop fucking critizing me, talk to me yell at me but dont say shit till you know where im comming from or what im about. im tired of people thinking there better then me. look at yourself before yo...
Posted by El Diablo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

thinking

I've lost all the time that I have in this world I've spent it unwisely, unwisely you see And I can't get it back and I can't move forward I'm broken and I'm empty, it's over for me If I could und...
Posted by El Diablo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

once more

once more i am drunk. seeing, beliving in things i know i shouldn't. swaying back and forth wishing i wasn't here. here at this point that i thought i got over so many times before. wishing this time...
Posted by El Diablo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST