"epic, to whom it may concern" or "past and present tenses" |
So, max just got out of jail on Friday and wanted to go to hooters andthen downtown for marti gras. So I got ready to go and waited for maxand the rest of those guys to meet me at my house, but then I...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Mar 2009 09:55:00 GMT |
six hours left |
life. life is the bully of a big brother i never had.i got a phone call yesterday from my ex-wife. she called to tell me i had better get my butt in gear or i would wonder where my life went...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:20:00 GMT |
more showerless adventures of so and so. |
this adventure starts in a shower, so that title is a lie. im not sorry, i had to get you intersted somehow.
when the shower was over, i got out, i dried off, i made sure there were no critters ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:59:00 GMT |
story of a story. |
ok. douglass was a writer. he spent his whole life writing stories for his own enjoyment, until he went to school and found out that he had to write for other people if he wanted to make a living. so ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:47:00 GMT |
how to throw a halloween party. |
so i went to this halloween party a few nights ago. i only found out about it and its costume requirement about 30 minutes in advance, and, having had no costume prepared, i improv...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:31:00 GMT |
when the bee stings... |
pink cellphones, 50 lb bicycles from the '50s (with baskets), 15 mile treks accross town and back in the rain, finishing drawings, keeping my job (even if i cant start working right away), free t...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 21:28:00 GMT |
dogs>hippies. |
yes, greater than.amongst vast groups of smelly people, no one has an individual scent. every one just smells like a human. the dogs roam around aimless and aloof, unable to connect with anyone due to...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:12:00 GMT |
oddessey |
it took an entire day to drive two hours.there was bottled water for the van, national geographic, motor oil, blankets on the side of the road, female armpit hair, 2 hours of sleep, no cellphone charg...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 20:40:00 GMT |
a complex narative |
every once in a while circumstances present themselves in the oddest ways, leaving the persons involved in said circumstances dumb-stricken, befuddled, and yes, even flabbergasted.
to wit:
the ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 19:51:00 GMT |
