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Monkey Hate Clean

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About Me



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My Interests

Drawing all manner of weird shit, playing guitar, self exploration, mild partying, big boobies, thick legs, big fast cars, heavy metal music, uncontrollable fits of laughter, and hatred.

I'd like to meet:

Rob Zombie(ten years ago), H.R. Giger, Eddie Van Halen, Dimebag, Zakk Wylde, Morgan Freeman, a convincing shemale, my dad(just kidding), Jesus then St. Peter then God, Jon Belushi, Jim Morrison, Tom Byron, Marlon Brando, the other me that lives in my head

Music:

Nevermore, Pantera, Sepultura, White Zombie, Old Metallica, Carcass, Slayer, Testament, Morbid Angel, Black Label Society, Lamb of God, Fear Factory, Weezer, Napalm Death, Cannibal Corpse, Black Sabbath, Dio, Iron Maiden, Mountain, Led Zeppelin, Steppenwolf, Deep Purple, Blood,Sweat, and Tears, Chicago, Foreigner, Boston, Sam and Dave, James Brown, ZZ Top, Dire Straits, Dr. Hook, some Phil Collins, Collective Soul, Van Halen, The Cars, The Kinks, The Doors, The Who, The Guess Who, Tesla, AC/DC, Harry Belafonte,

Movies:

Don't get me started.

Television:

Yes

Books:

Only while I poop

Heroes:

Darth Vader, my dad, my uncle, my grandpa, anyone who gives it hell whatever "it" may be.

My Blog

Grant Dawson

As many of you may have wondered, under the general interests section of my profile, I have " slapping Grant Dawson like a woman" listed.  I've wanted to slap Grant Dawson like a woman for about ...
Posted by Monkey Hate Clean on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:58:00 PST

LOL

Let me tell ya.  This damn "lol" bullshit really makes me want to yank out an ass hair.  And I don't mean an asscheek hair.  I mean an asshole hair.  I guess it's li...
Posted by Monkey Hate Clean on Fri, 26 May 2006 09:44:00 PST

pooping

I got home from work almost two hours ago, and as usual my first order of business was to take a good dump.  As a matter of fact it was a masterful dump which comes second on my basic list of cat...
Posted by Monkey Hate Clean on Wed, 10 May 2006 11:59:00 PST