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Jonah Boner

You're entering a world of pain, kid!

About Me

The Name's Jonah (Insert Whale Joke Here). I come from the little town of Cheltenham although i was born in the mighty Yorkshire town of Halifax (Insert Bank Joke Here), I love life and many things in it, such as acting, films, sports and being a lazy, jobless bum. I'm in a relationship with Hannah Chubwell :D Love her!

My Interests

Acting, Film, Parkour, Sports, Homo-erotica

I'd like to meet:

The Coen Brothers, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Alfred Hitchcock, Cyril Rafaelli, David Belle, Penelope Cruz.

Music:

The Killers, Moby, The Maccabees, Razorlight, The Shins, The View, The Prodigy, Rage Against the Machine, The Rolling Stones, Bloc Party,Modest Mouse, Arctic Monkeys, Pendulum, The Format, Callel, The Fratellis, The Ramones,The Smiths, Joy Division, Portishead, Aphex Twin, Zero 7, Royksopp, Air, Editors, Daft Punk, Muse, The Strokes, Kings of Leon, The Beatles, Justice, The White Stripes, Radiohead, The Killers, Mylo, Massive Attack, Calvin Harris, Damien Rice, Gym Class Heroes, Leftfield, The Go! Team.

Movies:

Blade Runner, Amelie,The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, American Beauty Taxi Driver, Million Dollar Baby, TwentyFourSeven, Magnolia, 28 Days Later, Moulin Rouge,The Man Who Wasn't There, Fargo, Children of Men, Sweeney Todd, Sideways, Walk the Line, Control, The Shawshank Redemption, Boogie Nights, The Big Lebowski, Chopper, Ratatouille, Sweet Sixteen, There Will be Blood, Brick, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Cloverfield, Withnail & I , Everything is Illuminated, This is England, City of God, Dead Man's Shoes, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, A Clockwork Orange, the Science of Sleep, The Descent, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Performance, A Room for Romeo Brass, The Lives of Others, Donnie Darko, The Host,Fight Club, Oldboy, Battle Royale, Memento, Cache, Junebug, Trainspotting,No Country for Old Men, Happiness, Phone Booth, Grizzly Man, Narc, Supersize Me, United 93, The Usual Suspects, Gladiator, Kill Bill, La Haine, Speed, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, The Godfather, Scarface, The Royal Tenenbaums, Punch Drunk Love, Rain Man, Thelma and Louise, Spirited Away, The Truman Show, Reservoir Dogs, The Elephant Man, E.T, Being John Malkovich, Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander, The Shining, Jurassic Park, Spirit of the Beehive, Terminator, The Matrix, The Squid and the Whale, Pan's Labyrinth, True Romance, Zatoichi, Toy Story, Lost in Translation, Little Miss Sunshine.

Television:

Heroes, Peep Show,Family Guy, The Mighty Boosh, Nathan Barley, The Simpsons, South Park, American Dad, The Office, Extras, Brass Eye, The Royle Family, Flight of the Conchords,Trigger Happy TV, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace , Jump London/Britain, Natural World, Skins, Nevermind the Buzzcocks.

Books:

1001 films to see before you die Esio Trot All my mums ones :)

Heroes:

Hannah, Mum and Dad, Mr Sumner, Superman. Quick shoutout to the matiest of mates!Rory you Chocolate Man! Hannah you Chubby piece of perfection! Jack you monkey with lovely hair! Lily you Hotdog! Rob you monumental Brown chatter! Mick you hard irish bastard! Tora you Moscat! Josh you hatched chicken! Keisha...Bluetoooth! Alan you Chinaman! Lizzie you hostile little woman! Matt 'ya fockin stink!'