how the hell |
okay after 15 minutes of posting a blog i get 21 hits who's reading my blogsi want to know
Posted by Derek's Mommy on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:13:00 PST |
MOMMY TO BE |
The beginning's exciting, I'm pregnant at last!but the excitement's soon over and goes downhill fast.Instead comes the sickness, the aversion to smells,The aches, the fatigue, the emotional spells.Wi...
Posted by Derek's Mommy on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:53:00 PST |
my little peanut |
its been a while since i've posted a blog, so this will be a good one. for those of you who haven't heard (or seen) i'm pregnant. yep, and lovin' it! i'm about 4 1/2 months into it and found out the o...
Posted by Derek's Mommy on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 09:34:00 PST |
happy fucken birthday to me! |
okay so its about 3 am and i'm sobering up. happy fucken birthday to me, i take that back not just my birthday but also 2 really cool people Albert and Patti too. we celebrate our brithdays in o...
Posted by Derek's Mommy on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 03:13:00 PST |
part 2 |
So just live, make mistakes, and have wonderful times. But never ever second guess who you are, where you have been and most importantly, where it is that you are going.
Posted by Derek's Mommy on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 12:21:00 PST |
a drunken blog |
okay so i'm drunk right now and have nothing better to do than just type about it, fuck i need another drink. some one order me a fucken captain and diet please!
Posted by Derek's Mommy on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:07:00 PST |
tired of kissing |
how many frogs do i have to kiss until i find my prince?
Posted by Derek's Mommy on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 03:33:00 PST |
Plus One is the Lonliest Number |
Why does one - minus a plus one - always feels like it adds up to zero?
Posted by Derek's Mommy on Sat, 27 May 2006 10:21:00 PST |
there's still hope out there |
You have to figure, if the world's fattest twins can find love, there's hope for all of us. Somewhere out there, there's another little freak that will love us, understand us, and kiss our heads and m...
Posted by Derek's Mommy on Mon, 22 May 2006 12:55:00 PST |
a little help |
Does anyone have a tall, handsome friend I could go to dinner with, or maybe a houseplant?
Posted by Derek's Mommy on Mon, 22 May 2006 12:50:00 PST |
