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About Me

You will never meet anyone as classy or authentic as me. I drive an exotic sports car convertible but I prefer Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and Boones Farm wine. I am a die hard Red Sox fan yet am actually a Derek Jeter fan. I value my family and friends more then anything else yet I feel I never get to see them enough. I get extremely irritated when I see people bring 12 or 15 items to the 10 item or less express line at the grocery store. Spring, Summer & Fall are my favorite Seasons besides parsley and garlic. Sometimes I run with scissors, I guess that makes me a "bad boy". I once ate an entire box of Sour Patch Kids. I tan, whiten my teeth and have my tongue pierced but I can assure you that I am a raging heterosexual. I believe in life after death but am uncertain of how it works. I am a big fan of Karma. I like doing good things and then having good things happen to me. Is that crazy or what! I am a college graduate with a Bachelors degree in Sociology and still looking for that perfect job. I'd like to be hunting ghosts in haunted houses or searching for life outside of Earth, as a job like that could be potentially meaningful. At night I lay in bed and wonder whats going to happen tomorrow, then I think no matter what happens it happens for a reason. I don't think America's armed forces get nearly enough credit as they deserve, and if I ever won the lottery i would give a shitload of money to veterans from all branches from all wars. When I see bull-fighting on TV I like to route for the Bull, and hope it fucks up the guy trying to stab it with a sword. That guy sucks. I work at the Oasis in the Old Port on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights. Its the best job in the world. I like to go to the Stadium on Wednesday nights and beat people at beer pong. Sometimes if I am hungry I will eat an entire box of Lucky Charms cereal. With skim milk. I could probably go on with more random and classy facts from my so called life, but if your that interested you might as well message me. Or send me an IM on AIM, my screenname is muchruckus.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jenna Jameson, Jennifer Aniston, Bob Barker, Al Bundy, Alf, Joe Cupo, The Hamburgler, The "Van Buren" boys from Seinfeld, O.J. Simpson, Ron Burgundy, the entire Seinfeld cast, Mr. Belding and Kelly Kapowski, Gwen Stefani, Avril Lavigne, Jay Leno, Conan O' Brien, Bo Jackson, Roger Clemens, Carl from Caddy Shack, Marty McFly, Vince McMahon, Peter Gammons, Chuck Norris, and this cat riding a damn invisible bike. Thats funny stuff.
If a girl existed that was educated, had a job, wears girly perfumes and liked watching the Red Sox, liked going to the gym, liked doing things outdoors such as camping, hiking, 4-wheeling, etc. and liked to ride in expensive convertibles on sunny days then I would be interested in meeting her as well.

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The curse of the Black Velvet whiskey bottle

Do you have any condoms in your room?I don't call them condoms, i call them "Jimmy hats" Its always good to have a few hats on hand.Do you want to see someone right now?Jessica Simpson to see how fa...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 15:42:00 GMT

My cats breath smells like cat food

I bet your addicted to Facebook:I have a facebook but I don't use it. Probably because I don't want to learn how. We all hate Backstabbers, did you experience some lately?I nearly threw my back out at...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 19:27:00 GMT

Another reason why Chuck Norris is the man

FALLUJAH, Iraq - Hollywood action star Chuck Norris has become a cult figure among the U.S. military in Iraq and an unlikely hero for some in Iraq’s security forces.A small cardboard shrine is d...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:58:00 GMT

The story behind delicious Schaefer beer

It's been a long ride. One crazy trip indeed. You most likely dont know me but you should, I was probably your dad's beer of choice back when he was knocking your mom up in the summer of love or on a...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:48:00 GMT

the initials for Valentines Day are VD

Valentine's Survey &1. Are you single or taken? Single, if I was taken I probably wouldn't be allowed to do these scandelous surveys anymore.2. Chocolate or flowers? Give me flowers made of choclate. ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:52:00 GMT

And yes I’m all lit up again...

1. How long do you spend in the shower?3 minutes, 37 seconds2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform?a sharpee marker to sign a football after he gets a touchdown. 3. Name something...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 22:00:00 GMT

In my dreams your blowin’ me....some kisses.

1. Hot chocolate or apple cider? - Hot choclate with Baileys Irish Cream AND apple cider with whiskey in it. You best make sure my hot choclate has marshmellows in it. 2. Turkey or Ham? - Give me the ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:10:00 GMT

I wish they had bourbon in the vending machine at work.

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?1. Produce: macintosh apples2. Bakery: blueberry muffi...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 11:33:00 GMT

here is what happens when you have blunts for breakfast

why do you think survey writers always want to know your name?: So they can stalk you and steal your mail. don't you wish they'd be more creative?: I wish they would go out and get real jobs those laz...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 07:08:00 GMT

Deal Or No Deal...that is the question and the answer.

I like to watch "Deal or No Deal" on NBC once in a while. Its a fun show with a great concept where people can either strike it rich or they can gamble away all their winnings attepting to strik...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:32:00 GMT