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Valmont

coffee isn't a drink it's a lifestyle

About Me

oh lord please lead me into temptation ;)

My Interests

the mysterious!!! mind games, making out/cuddling, heavy metal gigs, spending lots of money/shopping, red wine, spilling red wine, diet coke, sometimes cooking, salvia divinorum, anything to do with cars/speed, music, dancing on club tables, films, laughing at things that i shouldn't laugh at, hating people, loving people, ignoring people, people in general, my crazy dancing.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who would stalk me religiously, fans of the adult movies i made, children that like to have "fun" with older men...

"I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies"

OH! also not some1 who has their parents as their heroes! i mean seriously come on... how fucking cliché?
IF YOU HAVE A PRIVATE PROFILE DON'T ATTEMPT TO ADD ME WITHOUT TELLING ME WHO U R
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Music:

no glitery happy shit from random manufactured whores.

out of the rocky stuff: anti-flag, yeah yeah yeahs, the postal service, biffy clyro, radiohead, alien ant farm, t-rex, hatebreed, poison the well, bad religion, deftones, Incubus, aqualung, beatsteaks, alexisonfire, fony, lostprophets, proagandi, the cure, offspring, linkin park, hundred reasons, funeral for a friend, rage against the machine, american hi-fi mars volta, a perfect circle, tom vek, a static lullaby, minus the bear, depeche mode, glassjaw, brand new, the kooks, blink 182, NOFX, 36 crazyfists, Lenny Kravitz, SOAD, bloodhound gang, reuben, korn, hot water music, prodigy, eighteen visions, staind, coldplay, taking back sunday.
Chill: boards of canada, sneaker pimps, team sleep, some faithless, 65daysofstatic, mogwai, zero 7, telepopmusic, massive attack. A tribe called quest, joy division, duran duran, jose gonzalez. hip-hop/rap: eminem, dr dre, house of pain, cypress hill, eyedeas & abilities, mobb deep. classical: Carl Orf-carmina burana, Most stuff by Eric Satie, Beethoven's moonlight sonata also Bezet's Carmen (so wanna see the opera itself, not on cd) Also you have to love Good jazz. Things like Dave Brubek, Norah Jones, Billy Holiday, Nina Simone, Jill Scott, Corinne Bailey Rae, Lee Morgan, loads more dinner jazz bands
love electronica and hard house/ minemal electro too: oxia, goldfrapp, paul van dyk, chicane, oxia, gui barotto, kult, simian, orbital. also others like jamiroquai, jem, scissor sisters. can't type anymore here will take too long,

Movies:

donnie darko, fight club, monty python films, wicker park, equilibrium, trainspotting, lord of war, matrix, magnolia, laws of attraction,The United States of Leland (the end is beautiful), Jay and Silent Bob strike back! hackers, american history X, 300, underworld, zoolander, CKY, silent hill, igby goes down, interview with the vampire!

Television:

South park, south park, south park, black books, that 70's show, coupling, family guy, frasier, the OC! ali g/borat.

Books:

i'm a stupid model! Do you really think i read??

Heroes:

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My Blog

Smarter people prefer solitude

Theoretically.It's a brash statement, but here's the rational: If stupid people piss you off as much as they do to me, consider somebody on the top of an imaginary intelligence-meter. To them all the ...
Posted by Valmont on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 01:13:00 PST

Surely the ultimate vanity is

Being attracted to girls' faces that look like mine. Features that remind me of me like high bridge cat-like noses or big eyes or similar jaw or strong eye brows. Likewise in actions and attitudes.
Posted by Valmont on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:56:00 PST

dancing/grinding

It seems that after a certain point climbing the ladder in knowing how to dance well, that grinding kinda just seems very unnatural! Especially to electronic music. It like the feel really hyped up an...
Posted by Valmont on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 03:21:00 PST

when is drunk the normal state of mind

Yes over the past year it has happend relativly often, it feels pretty good and tends to be when you drink in the day. The intervals between drinks are longer and keeps you tipsy/dozy/smily state of m...
Posted by Valmont on Tue, 27 May 2008 05:36:00 PST

woah where did that come from?!

insane! had a wierd state of deep thought and rage for 3 days straight! i wake up thoughtfull (which never happends, i'm a zombie in the morning) and it's 1 of my thoughtfull moods, the closest way to...
Posted by Valmont on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:50:00 PST

first mil by 21? hmm

50/50 chance if this thing i have in mind will take off, will know by my 21st bday i hope. I mean i always knew business was in my blood but wow sorry for the vanity, since it is not yet justified but...
Posted by Valmont on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:27:00 PST

baguette vs ciabatta!

What is it with this trend of ciabatta bread. I want baguettes!!! soo much better.   screw trends, even in food. mmmmm poppy-seed baguette *drool*
Posted by Valmont on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:23:00 PST

bouncing off walls

I need some sort of mental stimulation, i need pressure and stress! I thrive on it, it makes me feel alive. Gimmi!!!!!
Posted by Valmont on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:13:00 PST

new year’s resolution

don't change a thing.   even the people in life that you meet who annoy you with their stupidity to the point where u ponder upon the point of their existance and contribution to the wo...
Posted by Valmont on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 05:34:00 PST

Russia’s election

this is getting ridiculous.So many stories from top, highly respected international media representatives' investigations about how fucked up russia's current political situation is. Blackmailing peop...
Posted by Valmont on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 06:29:00 PST