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benno

About Me

HEY! I like meat and I like a cheese egg and ships. My only skill is that I can actually SENSE raw emotion. Sometimes I dream that I am a ship, full of lovely passengers, I dont want to sink. Then I sink................................. Hey, mum, look at my hull.........LOOK AT MY HULL ARGHHH!!! When I am not being a "ship" I am mostly a giant ball of "gas", I wear ice "clothes". Hey, mum....look at my icy clothes.........LOOK AT MY ICE...AARRGH.....AARRGGH.........

http://www.myheritage.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a man that is all ice and he can help me do things and his name is mr ice and he sings sad songs (about ice) that make me cry actuall ice.I would be happy with mr ice.I would also like to put soil on a cat

My Blog

the wizards parade

the wizards parade            was in full flow    when ben wizard came there from his    home that was miles away. &...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:29:00 GMT

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the onions were made from harvest. xxx
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 10:04:00 GMT

carl rylatt

my friend carl: i like him...........lot's and lot's. i know he comes here sometimes and reads my "words" with his very own "eyes".......... so carl, i want to do something just for you!! so...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 10:16:00 GMT

OAT QUEST

I'm on an oaty quest this week...........oats all around me............to ma letf.........yes.........to ma right....all in ma face.   the oats will not defeat me....i'm too strong (in the face)...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 09:32:00 GMT

time

would it be possible for a man to actually EAT time?   i think this guy tried it once, i think something happened to his eyes.................. he woke up a hundred years later,.........silver&n...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 05:46:00 GMT

SOIL

soil...........it's all ....on..................... me......feel's....good......can't...stop it................arrh.....SOIL.............. EVERYWHERE...............IN MA...... FACE..............ON MA....
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 10:12:00 GMT

my favorite day

today is the day i call january the 9th 2006. It probably is my most favorite day ever. mum always told me that today would blow my face. mum said thigs. i remember, being a child, mum saying thi...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 09:58:00 GMT

heal me

                  HEAL ME!!                  &...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 07:52:00 GMT

BAD PIPES

OH man, I'm a bit gutted today (Wednesday) (FACT). Nothing  massive happened to me yesterday, shit!! I really had a strong feeling inside, kind of like my insides were trying to escape!! My emoti...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 06:56:00 GMT

GIANT PIPES

Today is Tuesday. FACT. I have a feeling that something big is going to happen to me today! Perhaps something as big as some giant Pipes?! Or even a ships hull!! Dont worry my little babies, I will le...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 07:32:00 GMT