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Rhine!!

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me



I'm a slacker by birth and trade. I got a kick ass family and badass friends. I play Bass and Guitar. I pretend I know origami so I can waste paper. I only recycle cans, cause its the only recycling that makes a difference(and earns me money). I work non-stop. I have all 20 digits.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jimbo & the Reverend, Quick Draw McGraw, Sir Isaac Newton, the President of Petoria, Chris Farley, Eric Cartman, Penn Gillete... wait, I HAVE MET HIM, and most importantly, any chick that digs big dudes.

My Blog

BEST DAMN SALESMAN IN THE OFFICE!!!!

You guys know a guy by the name Bill Brasky? I heard he once raped Mean Joe Green on a bet... Brasky used to shave with a butcher knife and a mixture of Axle grease, Gun powder &...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:11:00 GMT

Happy 311 Day

So, here it is. That special time of year for all good hearted funky individuals like myself and my friends. I must say however it is hardly living up to bar set last year. But I can't expect it to...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:39:00 GMT

Dog Tired

First off, I'd like to say that I am lazy.  Everybody knows it, and should have known it for a long time.  I've been especially lazy as of late.  Consecutive 90 hour work weeks tend to ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 13:32:00 GMT

BOUT FREAKIN TIME!!

So according to my boss, I will be given a week, possibly two off over the fourth.  FUCK YEAH!! Its unfortunate to hear that Juices will be laid up with a hacked up appendage, cause I'm lookin to...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 19:38:00 GMT

And we're back

Yeah, so it's been a hella long time since I've written any blogs, but everybody knows I'm lazy, so what did you expect?  It doesn't help that I tried to write a blog for my "On Notice List" like...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 21:09:00 GMT

Volume II: hey guys, watch out for necropheliacs

And now the exciting conclusion of "Dead to Me" DEAD TO ME6-10I called all your relatives, they all know.  Legally they can claim inheritance.6. The D.A.R.E. ProgramNot quite as lame as the "smok...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 02:00:00 GMT

Volume 1: For all those who made the list... here's why

So I've been updating my site a bit.  I thought it looked pretty sparse, so I've been trying to add a few pics and bits of the ole' slacker wisdom/humor.  One addition, is an homage to the C...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 21:27:00 GMT

Funkin Ohioans.... not you Marty.

WHOOOOOOO!!!  SO, its my first day in the armpit of the great lakes.   I'm sittin in a hotel In holland.... AND I HATE THE DUTCH!!!  no wait... I am dutch.... oh sweet 1/4irony... I jus...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 20:38:00 GMT

Year Of The Dogg

So apparently this year is the year of the dog according to the chinese zodiac, which means last year should have been "my year".  My sign?  THE COCK.  Well, last year wasn't very spect...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 07:09:00 GMT

Oh great... I just blogged all over myself

Yeah, so I didn't make Pub quiz last night.  But that's ok I got to stay home and enjoy my second favorite activity... throwing up all over myself.  You ever see that episode of south park w...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 06:15:00 GMT