thoughts I might have regarding a certain unborn fetus |
"________" seems to be normal and is completely uninteresting to me. "________" is somehow like a summer squash hanging on the vine -- featureless and watery, and merely growing larger all the time. I... Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 18:21:00 GMT |
Funny Ha Ha |
It's about more than an alien invasion, or a big dance contest, although if you're a fan of invading aliens or professional choreography you won't be dissapointed. It's also a love story. I hesitate t... Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 22:21:00 GMT |
A toast to Phil |
Excuse me gang (clink, clink, clink), but before I polish off my fourth champagne here and start hovering around that open bar over there, Id like to give a shout out to Phil Hoffman. Phillip. Seymo... Posted by on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 17:58:00 GMT |
because-she-told-me-to |
I Live: each day like it's my very first.
I Work: no, I uh ... actually don't.
I Talk: to myself way too much.
I Wish: I could speak 3 languages. no wait 4. Better yet 12.
I Enjo... Posted by on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 21:05:00 GMT |