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brandon

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Forgetful, selfish, elitist, grumpy, sulky, and quite violent. But that's only on my birthday. For the other 364 days I'm actually tolerable. Especially if you like Mormons.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Men, women, little boys and girls that enjoy whiffleball, turkey jerkey and highly stressful evenings in front of the computer. No no no wait -- I really just wanna meet Don Hertzfeld and P.S. Hoffman.

My Blog

thoughts I might have regarding a certain unborn fetus

"________" seems to be normal and is completely uninteresting to me. "________" is somehow like a summer squash hanging on the vine -- featureless and watery, and merely growing larger all the time. I...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 18:21:00 GMT

Funny Ha Ha

It's about more than an alien invasion, or a big dance contest, although if you're a fan of invading aliens or professional choreography you won't be dissapointed. It's also a love story. I hesitate t...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 22:21:00 GMT

A toast to Phil

Excuse me gang (clink, clink, clink), but before I polish off my fourth champagne here and start hovering around that open bar over there, Id like to give a shout out to Phil Hoffman. Phillip. Seymo...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 17:58:00 GMT

because-she-told-me-to

I Live: each day like it's my very first. I Work: no, I uh ... actually don't. I Talk: to myself way too much. I Wish: I could speak 3 languages. no wait 4. Better yet 12. I Enjo...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 21:05:00 GMT