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Chr!s T. Opher&trade

If ur sad, Smile, and if you're happy, keep it that way

About Me

This is my generation, hate it, love it, respect it. Comment Me

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the day when I realize that I've figured everything out.

Music:

I love anything and everything. New music, old music, and I don't mean like 1995 as old music. I mean like 70's, 60's, 50's and even 1700's stuff. I like all kinds of music, and don't tell anybody but I even love some country music.

Movies:

Garden State, The Dark Knight, Brokeback Mountain, Mysterious Skin, Donnie Darko, Clerks, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Dogma, Godfather, Super Bad, Rushmore, Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, The Darjeeling Limited, Saw 1, King Kong, Star Wars 3 and 5, Tootsie, 10 Items or Less, Old Boy, Songs About Your Girlfriend, Brick, Spiderman 2, Pleasantville, Virgin Suicides, American History X, E.T., Jaws 1,2,3,4, Face/Off, Hairspray, Highschool Musical, Iron Man, Superman 1 and 2, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Borat, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Grandma's Boy, Any Given Sunday, Matrix 1 and 3, Big Fish, Sweeney Todd, Top Gun, Mission Impossible 1, 2, and 3, The Crow, Dark City,

Television:

Dexter, Smallville, Boy Meets World, Full House, Family Matters

Books:

Impulse, The Watchmen, The Killing Joke, Battle Royale, The Dark Knight Returns part 1 and 2,

My Blog

My reveiw of the summer

Sooo, now that summer is over it's time to decide if this summer delivered. Well the answer to that is, NO. I mean I was so excited for all of these movies that were coming out but I didn't see half...
Posted by Chr!s T. Opher&trade on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 05:34:00 PST

Movies to watch for in the summer of 2008

Ok, so really just for fun, I'd like to do a top 10 of the movies I think will be the best the summer has to offer. This isn't a list of movies I think will make the most money, this is the best film...
Posted by Chr!s T. Opher&trade on Tue, 06 May 2008 08:55:00 PST

Iron Man review

Ok, so here it is boys and girls; my "Iron Man" review. I went into this movie with a lot of hope, but I was nervous. I wasn't sure what I was going to get. I mean this movie basically i...
Posted by Chr!s T. Opher&trade on Mon, 05 May 2008 09:37:00 PST

My "Forbidden Kingdom" Review

"The Forbidden Kingdom", a movie staring Jackie Chan (Rumble in The Bronx), Jet Li (Hero), and Michael Angarano (Lords of Dogtown). Let me start out by saying that this movie was so much fu...
Posted by Chr!s T. Opher&trade on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:46:00 PST

Review of "88 Minutes"

So I saw "88 Minutes" today, and I'll just say this. It's not terrible, it's not great, but it is forgettable. This is yet another movie that has come out this year that no one will rememb...
Posted by Chr!s T. Opher&trade on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 06:08:00 PST

Review of "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

So for a few weeks now I've been hearing from a special certain someone, I won't say names, but she knows who she is, that this movie was terrible. So I was really hoping that for once she ...
Posted by Chr!s T. Opher&trade on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 02:38:00 PST

My Review of Street Kings

So, I went into the theater not really knowing if I was gonna see director David Ayer give us "S.W.A.T", or "Training Day". Well, after leaving the movie, I realized that he didn't give us either. T...
Posted by Chr!s T. Opher&trade on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 02:22:00 PST

My "Smart People" review

Well, I just got done watching "Smart People", and it has touched me so much that I have to tell everyone about it.... yeah can anyone else smell my bullshit? This movie was extremely disappointing. ...
Posted by Chr!s T. Opher&trade on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 04:01:00 PST

Worst movies of 2007 prt. 2

Ok, well I'm shocked. A lot of people gave me crap about putting 300 in my worst list, but whatever, that just means that they are homosexuals. Just playing guys. You know I love you. Well, here y...
Posted by Chr!s T. Opher&trade on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:18:00 PST

Worst movies of 2007 prt. 1

Ladies and Gentlemen... here are the top 10 movies of 2007 that sucked. 10 through 610) Spiderman 3: Oh my god. What a terrible movie. I mean come on. I went into that theater to watch Spiderman 3...
Posted by Chr!s T. Opher&trade on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 01:42:00 PST