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hunter the flinger of the hoes

the early bird gets the worm; the early worm gets eaten...so if you're a worm, run late

About Me

hunter --
[noun]:
A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever
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My name is Hunter Hoeflinger (pronounced Hoff-linger). I'm a senior in high school for the next few months anyway. I call Shreveport, LA home. Its the place where we have churches in malls and i was going to add more interesting and unique things about my hometown but other than the church/mall thing we got about nothing going for us. I like to read pretty much any book, I'll watch pretty much any movie, and I love video games. I also like to write stories and/or novels whenever I get the chance. I love spending time with my family and I could care less if that makes me a dork. I love hanging out with them from my mom to my dad and my awesome grandpa who owes me money because I bet on basketball with him. That's another thing. Aside from being a fan of movies, tv, books, and music...I like sports. I'll watch basketball, baseball, and football. My tv set is pretty much always tuned to espn because I tivo all my favorite shows so I can watch them whenever I want. Tivo is probably the reason America is obese. It is awesome. Who doesn't love being able to watch whatever they want whenever they want and without commercials? Oh and if you haven't already noticed I like to share my opinion and rant about just about anything. Like I said I'll talk sports, movies, books, tv, music, anything with anyone anytime. so if that sounds like fun to any of you who happen to take the time to read this leave me a message or a comment or whatever. There's more info in those knifty little boxes to the left over there. cartoon layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: hunter hoeflinger
Birthday: rememember remember the 6th of oct-ember?
Birthplace: shreveport, louisiana
Current Location: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Eye Color: very very brown
Hair Color: ^^^^^^^^^^
Height: five-eight
Right Handed or Left Handed: i hate to admit it 'cause it means i gotta find special scissors and get ink all over my hand when i write, but i'm in the less than 20% of the population that is lefthanded
Your Heritage: german and italian and prolly a whole lotta other stuff
The Shoes You Wore Today: my wally world piece o' shit ones i got for like 17 dollars and that are already falling to pieces. i've only had them since about xmas
Your Weakness: kryptonite
Your Fears: rejection, john ritter (though its better now cause he croaked), and the occasional pop quiz
Your Perfect Pizza: deep dish pepperoni and bell peppers though its best if followed quickly by a breathmint....people around you will be happier, trust me cause that pizza'll give you some funky breath
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make it to the next one
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: sup
Thoughts First Waking Up: it better be saturday
Your Best Physical Feature: i like my eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever hers is
Your Most Missed Memory: 6th grade literature--i had the best teacher ever
Pepsi or Coke: neither, its all about the sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcd's
Single or Group Dates: whichever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both are shit
Chocolate or Vanilla: cookies and cream
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappucino cause its closer to frappucino which when its mocha flavored and it has whipped cream and hershey's chocolate syrup on it is as close to heaven as i've been thus far
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: hellz no...actually on occasion i'll be sailorish in my vocabulary
Do you Sing: not well and not often
Do you Shower Daily: try to
Have you Been in Love: i've loved someone, yes
Do you want to go to College: northwestern state if i can
Do you want to get Married: are you propsing?
Do you belive in yourself: i'm tha shit
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope cause i like to spin and i'm pretty sure people with motion sickness dont like that too much
Do you think you are Attractive: i'm a sexy beast
Are you a Health Freak: i eat multiple salads before meals that come with salads and i think that makes it less healthy so i'm not real sure on this one
Do you get along with your Parents: love 'em both
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure as long as they don't kill me
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: hellz no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: does ritalin count if its prescribed?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope.
&..39;In the past month have you gone to a Mall:' nuh-huh
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: alas no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i wish
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope and i hope its a very long time before i am...i dont do well with crowds
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: that woulda been rad but no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: si
Ever been called a Tease: not to my face if at all
Ever been Beaten up: punched, yes...tackled, yes...beaten up, not so much
Ever Shoplifted: dont think so
How do you want to Die: eaten by rapid monkeys
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i wanna write the best book ever and then continue writing newer and better best book evers until i run outta ideas or get eaten by those rapid monkeys
What country would you most like to Visit: can mars be a country?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i dont really care but something exotic like a pretty blue or green would be cool
Favourite Hair Color: i like dark hair
Short or Long Hair: doesn't really matter
Height: not a giant or a midget--'scuse me, a little person
Weight: no pencil or sumo wrestler
Best Clothing Style: whatever's easiest to take off--just kidding
Number of Drugs I have taken: as long as you're not comatose 24/7 or smell like smoke i'm good
Number of CDs I own: you'll prolly have more than me anyways so it doesnt matter
Number of Piercings: not an obscene amount
Number of Tattoos: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Number of things in my Past I Regret: whats past is past
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My Interests

i lika da ladies, a good book, going to the movies when they aren't totally crap, and i play my fair share of the PS2

I'd like to meet:

i'm not terribly thrilled to meet anyone alive right now, but there are quite a few historical figures i would be ecstatic about encountering. I'll present you with a short list: God, Abe Lincoln(the possible fascist), Hitler(the total fascist), Gandhi(pretty damn sure he wasn't a fascist. erika?), Confucius, and maybe Caesar
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Your New Gangster Name Wachichi Wachachu
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Your Money You'll Make Hustling $397,731
Number of People In Your gang 21
Number Of Times You'll Get Shot 3
What You'll Look Like Gangster

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Favourite genre of movie
Your movie quote is "A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming." (Barbarella)

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Music:

anything but rap. what the heck is that crap anyhow? how the heck can anyone sit there and torture themeslves by listening to that? You gotta listen to something good like My Chemical Romance for instance. other bands i'm currently a fan of are all american rejects, green day, +44, 30 seconds to mars, modest mouse, the fray, the beatles, nickleback, 3 doors down, staind, rise against, creed, eric clapton, buffalo springfield, and others. the list goes on and on but how much does anyone read these little boxes anyhow?

Which LOST character are you?


Hurley
You are Hurley Don't let your weight problem keep you down, at least your very fun to have around.
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Movies:

god, there are soooo many movies that i absolutely adore! Well, there is Scarface, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, anything with Johnny Depp because that mother can act his anus off, Fight Club, all six of the Star Wars flicks but especially 3 and 5, and there are sooo many more including anything by kevin smith, except jersey girl (why did he do that movie? anyone?) and all of tarantino's movies.

Television:

i watch a lot of tv. sorry, but that's just me. some of my favorite shows are lost, two and a half men, how i met your mother, heroes, studio 60 on the sunset strip, boston legal, my name is earl, rescue me, and saved. i also watch tons of sports. i gotta follow my cleveland cavaliers, new orleans saints, and atlanta braves. oh, and i watch south park, drawn together, and reruns of buffy the vampire slayer. call me a nerd, i dare you.

Which Season of Buffy Are You?


Season 3
You're Season 3!
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Books:

lord of the rings, to kill a mockingbird, shane, and many others. actually, of the many books i've read over the years, there has only been one that i didnt enjoy and that was the house on mango street. that book not only lacked a point, plot line, and a significant amount of pages(not that a book needs a whole buncha pages to be a good book, it just makes the experience last longer), it made my head hurt. but aside from that book i'll read anything really. reading's my passion.
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Heroes:

i'm gonna be cliched and say my dad. and my sixth grade literature teacher, David Malsch, who instilled in me a great love for all things writing. I'm going to put Michael Jordan on the list for his awesomeness in the 90's,the coolest grandpa in the whole freaking world... and lastly i wanna put my friend [censored] on the list for her knowledge, her lack of the need to be in the in crowd, and her acceptance of me Free Myspace Pictures

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My Blog

2001: A Space Oddity

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away in a place called America it was the year 2001.  It was not the best of times, either.  Shortly after America elected an illiterate buffoon from Tex...
Posted by hunter the flinger of the hoes on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:00:00 PST

the walk down stratmore

ok so i've just gotten sorta fed up with always having to change my quotie thingamuhbob because i've said something that blew the old one outta the water and i'm bored and wanted something to do so he...
Posted by hunter the flinger of the hoes on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:03:00 PST

WOOTWOOT

I JUST GOT A LETTER SAYING I GOT PUBLISHED IN SEEDLINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY IT MIGHT NOT BE THE NEW YORK TIMES BUT I'M PUBLISHED BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1...
Posted by hunter the flinger of the hoes on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 04:32:00 PST

i don't believe this

'0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'>..http://quizfarm.com/images/1107041842LONER.jpg">> You scored as Loner. YOU HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE! thats okEmo Kid47%Loner47%Jock47%Stoner27%Punk27%Prep2...
Posted by hunter the flinger of the hoes on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 08:36:00 PST

surveylicious

45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someonewhats your name spelt backwards?:regnilfeoh retnuh What did you do last night?:i was sick The last thing you downloaded onto...
Posted by hunter the flinger of the hoes on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:25:00 PST

illegal no more

woo hoo. i finally made it. yay. i'm legal. i can do adult things now. i can buy things i couldn't buy before. and i can vote. and i will vote. i'll vote for anything. i don't care. i'll vote for pres...
Posted by hunter the flinger of the hoes on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 12:26:00 PST

a confused sports fan that shared too much and lost friends 'cause of it

i'm beginning to think this whole myspace thing isn't all its cracked up to be. sure it's gotten me in touch with people who i haven't talked to in forever but it seems like whatever is written in one...
Posted by hunter the flinger of the hoes on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:13:00 PST

dead presidents and one not-dead me

What Famous Leader Are You?personality tests by similarminds.com check this  out...i'm  abraham lincoln...i'm a freaking dead president, but not like that movie...well maybe not like th...
Posted by hunter the flinger of the hoes on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 08:13:00 PST