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My Name is Bradley and I am lots of fun. I LOVE MUSIC (my first LOVE)...I LOVE IT when you hear a song that can move you physically, emotionaly, and mentaly.....some musicans/bands can pull more feelings and emotions out of me in a two minute song/video than a Multi-Million Dollar Hollywood Movie can in Two/Three Hours....THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE LISTENING TO SOMETHING FUCKING SPECIAL... TOOL is my alltime favorite Band and I have been Lukcy enough to see them 4 times in the past few years 4th row center, 6th row center and 12 row Center and ONCE IN ENGLAND!!(Read my "Seeing Ozzfest in England" Blog) I'm into Metal, Rock, Hard- Rock, Blues, Swamp Music, Bluegrass, Techno, Break-Beats.....anything that will get me grooving basically. I also like motorcycles, pit-bulls, hot-rods, sexy ass chicks, Tattoos, Red-Heads, Goth-Chicks, Rockabilly Kitties, and CHICKS WITH CURVES!!!I am originally from South West Louisiana (Lake Chuck to be exact) but moved to Tex-Ass as soon I could. I moved to Dallas two months after graduating from Delta Tech with an associates degree in drafting technology (2000)and have been there for the past seven years. Being a little home sick and after having some relationship probs I decided to move back home to Lake Charles to be closer to my friends and family and sort out this so called Life of mine..... two months and no job later I picked myself up off the ground and decided to move to Houston and start my new career as a Mapper for an Oil Pipeline Engineering firm. I live and work in SouthWest Houston in the Bellaire, West University area and Love it there, although my job just transfered me back to Louisiana....West Monroe to be exact.I have one younger brother whom I was lucky enough to have as a best friend growing up, and an 8 year old nephew named Trevor Brennon who I love and adore.... he is hell on wheels.Of the qualities that my friends say I posses, the top of the list reads just like fuckin this. Caring, Giving, Kind, Smart (I am smart I am smart S-M-R-T ), Honest, Lovable, Hilariously Funny, Loyal, Friendly, Crazier-N-Cat Shit, & Nuttier-N-Squirrel Turds, and a plethora of useless knowledge and even more knowledgabe about movies and music!!Now some of the bad shit you would have to put up with sometimes if you were my friend. I can be moody, bitchy, mean, pissy, and have been known to shout a slew of obscenities when I am stressed or angry. My friends compare me to a chick on the rag when I am stressed out or if I have no cigarettes/caffeine in the mornings. Hey we all have our faults and No one is perfect, and if someone tells they are then they are LYING!Dont tell me its raining and piss down my back, Dont shake a tit where you eat, Never moon a werewolf, Why cant I have my cake and eat it too?.... Remember only forest fires can prevent bears and finally.. Love Peace and Hair Grease are my little sayings.I'm outta heeeeeeeeeeeerrrrreee. Mo Lata
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My Blog

NEW IPHONE - FREE RINGTONES FOR IT!

OK so I broke down Friday and went and bought a new Iphone. I love it, but what I don't like is the inability to make your own ringtones.  : (  Apple wants you to pay $1 for the song then an...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:23:00 GMT

R.I.P. JOLIE

For Whatever Reason God Has Decided To Take My Baby Girl Jolie (My Three Year Old Pit Bull Who Loved Everyone, Especially Children) From Me This Evening. She Was Hit By A Truck Right In Fro...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:32:00 GMT

The Man Code

1. Thou shall not rent the movie "Chocolat" 2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fell...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Dec 2004 12:43:00 GMT

Comprehensive vagina nickname list.. Stolen from Vicious & Tart !

Comprehensive vagina nickname list vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Nov 2004 09:43:00 GMT

Ten Worst Cunnilingus Mistakes

Making like a gynecologistSure, you're curious about what a pussy looks like up close. Go ahead and take a good look. But don't spread her labia open so wide that she feels like she's getting her an...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Nov 2004 15:13:00 GMT

Seeing OZZFEST in ENGLAND!!!

ONe of the Coolest fucking things that had Ever Happened to me in my fucking life was 4 years ago when I had first moved to Dallas. I found a kick ass radio station known as THE EAGLE (R.I.P.) that pl...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Oct 2004 14:30:00 GMT