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laura mc[smut]faceâ„¢

you wer everything that i wanted

About Me

im Laura
i go to GHS
i totally rock out
im taken
2/14/07 ♥ Alex
i adore my friends
fuck with them and you fuck with me
imma bitch
i get what i want
spoiled?//possibly
if you dont like it
then dont talk to me
i get along better with guys then i do with girls
imma daddys girl
IM me sometime
gottaXhaveXpunk --AIM
[email protected] -- MSN
Kathy's Memories With Moi
memories....hmmm...would u like a list? ok here goes
1. When i took pictures of everything and everyone
2. when we were in the same 6th grade class and sat across from each other
3. when we dressed up all goth for fri. 13th
4. when 10 of us would wear the exact same shirt in the exact same size
5. when we laughed at everything
6. in the end of the year trip to the zoo in 6th grade, when our "group" consisted of just u and me
7. WHEN IT WAS COOL TO WEAR OUR GYM CLOTHES ON GYM DAYS and we both did! (maybe it still is cool)
8. when we acted like sluts
9. when we were both "blonde"
10. when i used to be taller than u!! in 6th grade
11. when we used to be friends with and have explicit chatrooms with this one particular short blonde boy
12. when we acted like lesbos, and we still do
13. when we went on the roof everyday
14. when spring ment miniskirts and flip flops
15. when we had like 3 pairs of the same shoes
16. when class time ment munch time and you always had enough food to feed a starving country (aka ur friends)
17. when the DC trip bus ride was more fun than DC itself
18. when we made up our gangsta dance for 1, 2 step
19. when we were always in abc together
20. AND WHEN WE WERE BESTEST BESTEST BITCHES..wait....WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?? WE STILL ARE!!
messy, disorganized, not rule conscious, rebellious, rash, weird, ambivalent about chaos, likes bizarre things, anti-authority, not good at saving money, not a perfectionist, leaves many things unfinished, low self control, strange, desires more attention, romantic daydreamer, abstract, impractical, unproductive, leisurely, likes the unknown
((the secret to the perfect friendship))
KLazngrl91 (11:59:32 PM): if u were to be reborn as a sea creature...what would u be
KLazngrl91 (11:59:35 PM): both of u
gottaXhaveXpunk (11:59:48 PM): i'd be seawoman
gottaXhaveXpunk (11:59:51 PM): personally
KLazngrl91 (11:59:55 PM): u ty?
gottaXhaveXpunk (12:00:05 AM): she's a smexy bitch and she is married to sea man
gottaXhaveXpunk (12:00:09 AM): so kathy...yer sea man
KLazngrl91 (12:00:15 AM): LOL
KLazngrl91 (12:00:35 AM): im a mermaid!! and then ppl are going to try to catch me so i turn into an octopus and i eat them
KLazngrl91 (12:00:40 AM): then i turn back into a memaid
gottaXhaveXpunk (12:00:48 AM): no!!!!! yer my husband!!!!!!!!!!!
gottaXhaveXpunk (12:00:54 AM): yer sea man
KLazngrl91 (12:00:57 AM): NO IM A PRINCESS!!!
KLazngrl91 (12:01:06 AM): wheres ty???
gottaXhaveXpunk (12:01:12 AM): and sometimes we switch...just so i can see what its like having a penis lol
KLazngrl91 (12:01:18 AM): HAHAHAHA
gottaXhaveXpunk (12:01:30 AM): its quite a thrilling life
KLazngrl91 (12:01:57 AM): can i still be the octopus then?
KLazngrl91 (12:02:01 AM): :-<[br /> gottaXhaveXpunk (12:02:02 AM): fine....
KLazngrl91 (12:02:06 AM): YAY
gottaXhaveXpunk (12:02:09 AM): but yer sea man too
KLazngrl91 (12:02:12 AM): fine
Jam: I wanna kidnap Nate and feed him to the middle school girls
Laura: ooh!!
Jam: that would be quite funny to watch
Laura: it really would lol. he has to be naked though. then theyll all fight over little nate
Jam: hahaha yes. ahhhhh, i say we steal nate, tie him to my bed and do dirty things to him
Laura: ooh!!! i like that idea better!!
Jam: ME TOO. haha. but see, only if he agrees to comply with my demands. which is to slick his hair back, and flex his biceps, and do the sexy gaston voice.
Jam: step one: find someone strong enough to handle nate's biceps that is willing to aid us in our capture
Laura: MARCUS
Jam: ooooh, he would
Jam: step two: find out where laura put the handcuffs
Laura: alex has them
Jam: step two and a half: get handcuffs from alex. and when he asks why, dont answer
Laura: haha alhright.
Jam: step THREE. (this is the one where we do dirty things to him)
Laura: YES!!! i've always loved step 3

R.I.P Amos
my friends are pretty much amazing

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My Interests

music//guys//movies//music//guys
and penis fencing =]

i have multiple personalities according to tyler
Laura #1 is too quick for me
Laura #2 is punk rock
Laura #3 is in a band
Laura #4 is a bitch
Laura #5 is a pirty pirate hooker who lives on Whore Island
Laura #6 is a drug addict, who drinks to much rum, scotch, and yeuling laugar at the same time
Laura #7 is the one that he likes the best
and Laura #8 is gothic
only a few of these are true lol but whatever

all about her...
1. im me..and i wont change fer anyone
2. im a bitch..
3. ..get over it
4. me n Matt are both hopelessly in love with KISS...
5. ...wer even in the KISS ARMY
6. i love running down the street at 2AM being chased by lil megz while she is screaming ASSHOLE and trying to shove an unbrella up my ass
7. i love my friends..
8. ..they mean the world to me
9. im a music whore
10. i snowboard
11. i've done ballet since i was 7..
12. ..its amazing and ill never give it up
13. i adore chocolate chip cookies..
14. ..they're the way into my heart
15. me n lil megz frequently jump around in her kitchen while making//eating brownie batter and singing HAVA NAGILA..
16. ..as loud as we possibly can
17. i love dressing up in pirate clothes that i found in Joyce Leslie with Kathy
18. kathy's my bitch..
19. ..and i love her to death
20. jam is my best friend..
21. ..i couldn't live without her
22. i love dressing up..
23. ..so i can feel like a princess =]
24. i wrote "SANTA! i know him!" on little megan's wall
25. i'm a hopeless romantic..
26. i love being kissed on my cheek and my forehead..i find it absolutly adorable..
27. ..which is prolly why my friends do it all the time =]
28. im conceited as hell
29. no one will ever replace kathy on my top thing..except maybe a cute guy lol

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

I'd like to meet:

Gerard Way ; Bam Margara ; Ryan Dunn; Dave Matthews; Pete Wentz; Dane Cook; Billie Joe Armstrong; Alice Cooper and a shit load of others..

Music:

LAURAMEGANJAMIE (with their hit single Super Power Goggles)10 years; 3 doors down; the 69 eyes; 30 seconds to mars; the academy ss...; action action; ac/dc; adam and the ants; aerosmith; the adverts; aiden; alice cooper; the all-american rejects; american hi-fi; anti-flag; the arcade fire; armor for sleep; as i lay dying; atreyu; the audition; A7X; the balcony boys; the beatles; billy idol; billy joel; billy talent; blink 182; blondie; the boomtown rats; bowling for soup; the bravery; bright eyes; the buzzcocks; cheap trick; CKY; the clash; the click 5; coheeed and cambria; cradle of filth; the damned; the darkness; dashboard confessional; dave matthews band; the dead milkmen; death cab for cutie; devo; the doors; dr feelgood; the eagles; elton john; evenescence; emery; the fall of troy; fall out boy; flogging molly; the flying lizards; foo fighters; franz ferdinand; from first to last; generation x; goldfinger; good charlotte(the older stuff); green day; guns n' roses; hawthorne heights; hello goodbye; hootie and the blowfish; houston calls; howie day; iggy pop; incubus; the jam; james blunt; jet; jilted john; joe jackson; john mayer; journey; kansas; the killers; killing joke; kiss; led zeppelin; liam and me; lynard skynard; magazine; maroon 5; meat loaf; the members; motley crue; motors; my chemical romance; nickelback; nirvana; the offspring; the only ones; ozzy; panic! at the disco; papa roach; the postal service; pray for the soul of betty; the pretenders; public image ltd; queen; the ramones; the rolling stones; the ruts; saves the day; seether; sex pistols; skids; slipknot; the starting line; stiff little fingers; sublime; system of a down; talking heads; television; towers of london; the tubes; the undertones; the used; weezer; the white stripes; the who; wire; x-ray specs; xtc; yellowcard..others too but i just don't feel like typing them all

Movies:

moulin rouge; rocky horror picture show; monty python movies ; rock star ; guess who ; the breakfast club ; kill bill 1 and 2 ; madagascar ; the chronicals of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe ; all the harry potter movies..others too..

Television:

viva la bam...degrassi...o'grady..others..

Books:

kissing coffins...a great and terrible beauty...blue is for nightmares...white is for magic...silver is for secrets...red is for remembrance..and some others..

Heroes:

My Friends
i love this chick =]she is my dirty pirate hooker

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yes..i stole this from clara ((ily)) My Boyfriend -My Girlfriend-My Husband -My Wife - Kathy My Mummy -My Daddy - My Twin - My Big Brother -My Little Brother-My Big Sister-My Little Sister-My Uncle -...
Posted by laura mc[smut]face" on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:17:00 PST