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David

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I always thought OJ Simpson was innocent. When I was young I used to stay at the Never land ranch. Michael always said I was his favoriteI was in the Porn star business and I was the oil boy. I was also the money shot boy.I am a pro wakeboarder with a Ken doll body. But luckily thanks to my fast metabolism I can eat lots of Arby's and mozzerela sticks. I am in the process of building a paper airplane which keeps me very busy. So my mom does all my chores; washes dishes and clothes and accepts tips. I love to do it and have found a new toy to use while in the process. Anal beads- they come in all sizes and shapes and range from the prices of $5-25. Thanks for the tip sloany poney....

My Interests

doin it while eating Arby's

I'd like to meet:

Prince!

Music:

I totally love Cher and Jewel cause she is from Alaska just like me... I wish I could yodle too! I try in the shower in the mornings, my mom says I am getting better. Practice makes perfect! Whatch out.

Books:

My favorite book is Real Ultimate Power The Official Ninja Book , by Robert Hamburger, because it is Totally Sweet!!!

Heroes:

Rambo