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T.A.N.

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

TAN’s usual "about me" narrator couldn’t make it for this gig, so y’all are stuck with me tonight. The thing is, and I hate getting into all of this right out the gate, but I’m soooo much better than the other narrator guy. I can’t believe TAN has him doing most of the gigs. The other guy just reads cue cards, TAN lives in NYC. TAN is a writer, emcee, funny-man, and marketing wiz with supernatural abilities. TAN has a blog called The Assimilated Negro. TAN says go there now and change your life for the better. Blah, blah, blah. Who cares about that shite? It’s a f*cking "about me" dude!! You gotta live it up. Make your presence known. Connect with the audience. That’s the thing I do. I bring a connection. When I narrate an "about me" people friggin know. They know that "about me" segment was narrated by a stallion. What’s that? Oh yeah, TAN. This is "about him." Hope you enjoyed it.
*scene*
Alright guys. That was another good set. I’m outta here. Have you heard where the next gig’s at? Ok. Well keep me posted. Let me know if you need me.
The Assimilated Negro

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

hot beat-makers. graphic designers. film/video editors. producers. writers. creatives. donde esta el bano??

My Blog

50 Vs. Kanye ... The Saga Continues

Choosing between Kanye and 50 Cent is not just about record sales, it's a choice we have to make in all sorts of scenarios: Do we need the more physically imposing, alpha-masculine 50 Cent, or do we ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 13:39:00 GMT

TAN’s Fables: Mr. Racist & The Well

A Modern Negro Fable ....There was once was a wonderful town named Benetton. It was ethnically and culturally diverse; a place where everyone loved each other and got along splendidly. Well everyone ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 13:34:00 GMT

Negro Law: Can Celebrities Adopt Us?

What will the world be like in 10-20 years? When we have perspective to look back on the Great African-Baby Rush of '06-07?Will history fondly remember these fair baby-mamas? Or has the ugly face of...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 16:55:00 GMT

IPhone Price Drops Out of Stupidity Zone

So Steve Jobs announced the price on the iphone will be dropped $200. Early adopters/buyers are miffed they didn't get more mileage out of being the first to lick Jobs balls, but this sounds brillian...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 16:51:00 GMT

Segregation 2.0

in Time Out New York's "Race Issue"Bring back segregation!
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 16:47:00 GMT

Songs You Should Know: Silent Treatment

Do You Want More is not The Roots first album, but in terms of the public eye outside of their home base of Illadelph, it might as well be. As a young underground head always with my nose in the air s...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 16:43:00 GMT

BrainMapping: Finding Forever

The track-by-track review of Common's new album: Finding Forever.Intro: It's hard to mess up the intro. It is what it is. An intro could be horrible if slotted as the second or eighth track on an alb...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 08:20:00 GMT

Beware of the Pigeons

What do you think about pigeons?I'm very suspicious of them. It's like, what are they here for really?They run in packs, but yet they act totally independent. They want to eat, shit, and piss wherev...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 04:53:00 GMT

The Quest For Claire Huxtable

Does the title not say it all? Are there any black guys who don't immediately know what I'm talking about? Are there any people who are unfamiliar with this aspect of the post-80s human condition?If...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 04:38:00 GMT

My Conversation with Biz Markie

Many, many years ago I had a chat with Biz Markie. He had some situation going on with a girl he met on tour, so that dominated the conversation. Here's the transcript:Biz: Have you ever met a girl ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:34:00 GMT