choose your own adventure

One day a young girl named emma bakunin was reading a choose your own adventure book, about an amazing rock 'n roll band. Suddenly the evil forces of the COBRA army took her hostage. Due to some magical commie dust sprinkled on the book by chairman mao tse tsung, the characters in the book came to life! And formed a superhero punk band to save little emma bakunins life from the evil forces of COBRA army. They intended to travel all over the world seeking out little emma and ridding the world of evil and boredom, but instead they really got caught up in the dot com boom and now are forced to work working class jobs in San Francisco, barly able to make rent.