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Hearseburner

About Me



A four unit rock force from Seattle, Washington, Hearseburner has been turning crowds on ear for several millennia with their xenological antics, varied interpretations of supernatural happenings, and sustained auditory warblings.

Hearseburner has one self-released full-length CD titled Aliens Are Real!, widely distributed and available for purchase at the usual online retailers (Amazon.com, CDBaby.com, the iTunes Store). The band is set to complete their second full length in December of 2008.

Additionally, the four have been featured internationally on both KEXP and KISW radio stations, and have played over two hundred shows both in their home system and beyond.

In closing, please note the following pyrohearsical theorem: (A + X) * Y, where A = SPACE and B= ROCK and Y = TEH RADNESS.

Solution? (A + X) * Y = HEARSEBURNER

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/12/2005
Band Website: Coming Soon
Band Members: Mike Halekakis - Mouth, Guitar, Exposed Brain

T-ROD - Drums, Jack Daniels, Mexican

Michelle de Trick - Keys, Backup Mouth, Transformer Librarian

Brian Sharp - Bass, Hat, Karaoke

We sit somewhere on this chart (not sure where):

Influences: Devo, The Ramones, NoMeansNo, Gary Numan, Jesus Lizard, The Misfits, The Dickies, QOTSA, RFTC, Joy Division, Mr. Bungle, and hundreds of off-planet bands. You wouldn't know them.

Also space, pulsars, zombies, grays, and electricity.
Sounds Like: Drag racing in outer space. With zombie spectators.

Type of Label: Major

My Blog

your sunday plans

What will I do with myself when this hangover has faded to a dull roar?Sun 5/18Hearseburner - http://www.myspace.com/hearseburnerAndroid Hero - http://www.myspace.com/androidhero We March (Ohio) - htt...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:28:00 GMT

Incoming Communication - Ready Optical and Auditory Units

*bzzt*  ***BEGIN FORMAL COMMUNICATION***  *bleep*   Greetings Programs,   Direct your attention to the following pyrohearsical theorem.  Spacial distortion and reassembly to c...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:58:00 GMT

Updates on Happenings, Both Earthly and Not So

Hello Fellow Earth Creatures, We're overdue as usual for our latest transmission from deep space.  First and foremost, it's fucking cold out here!  And did you realize that nobody can h...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:10:00 GMT

Comeback Recap

Greetings Programs,I'm not sure anyone actually takes the time to read these things, but seeing as we haven't taken the time to write them it's hard to blame you. I guess what I'm saying is that it m...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:06:00 GMT

Triumphant Return of the Band What Burns Hearses!

Friends and Fellow Wizards,We have been remiss in our updates and connections of late, having hibernated the Summer away on real-life work efforts, frivolity, and most especially happy hour. ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:47:00 GMT

And what has been going on with the ones called Hearseburner?

Hello friends, well-wishers, delinquents, rockers, rollers, and miscellaneous,It has been some time since we kids of Hearseburner posted poop about shite. I'd love to tell you that it's because we've...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 19:00:00 GMT