Fuck this!! |
I'm fucking sick and it sucks all there is to suck. I don't believe I have ever coughed so much shit up out of my lungs. Is it my body's sick way of punishing me because I started smoking ag... Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 18:28:00 GMT |
Something written for someone. |
And yes, I really did write this. One of my more productive moments in life. :)
A beautiful form Lines as if carved Glowing skin rich with Things you dream of Smooth sweetly touching A caress whisper ... Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 23:40:00 GMT |
Beer vs. Vagina |
Beer vs. Vagina 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.One point to BEER2.Warm beer tastes awful.One point to VAGINA3.A really cold beer is satisfying.One point to BEER4.If after taking a sw... Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:28:00 GMT |
Thanks Kat |
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. No man or woman is worth your tears, & the one who is, won't make you cry. Just because someone d... Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:15:00 GMT |
I...am a drunk. |
Is it a sign, when you are tipsy by 11am that you might need to ease up on the drinking? Is it the fact that you were drinking early, or that you drank that strong ass banana margarita before eat... Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 16:57:00 GMT |
Why?!? |
SOMEONE ate all the Easy Cheese. TWO FUCKING CANS OF IT. I am hungry and want some cheese with my crackers. Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 16:23:00 GMT |